Song Parodies -> "Tweetin' Weiner"

Original Song Title:

"Rockin' Robin"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Tweetin' Weiner"

Parody Written by:

Scott Bain

The Lyrics

I actually have some sympathy for the congressman, but the fit was just too good to pass by.

He works in the congress all day long
Ev'ry now and then he snaps a pic of his dong
They want his resignation, short and sweet
For tweetin' his junk to chicks he don't meet

Tweetin' Weiner
Tweetin' Weiner

They call him tweetin' Weiner 'cause his weiner's what he likes to tweet

Ev'ry TV pundit showed that thang
Weiner half-insisted that it wasn't his wang
He finally admitted it, he had lied
You'd think a guy that's packin that would have more pride

Tweetin' Weiner
Tweetin' Weiner

They call him tweetin' Weiner 'cause his weiner's what he likes to tweet

He never had the nookie, nor spent a dime
He iddn't like Vitter, he commited no crime
He wasn't in the men's room tappin' his feet
All he did was snap his crotch and tweet tweet tweet

Tweetin' Weiner
Tweetin' Weiner

They call him tweetin' Weiner 'cause his weiner's what he likes to tweet

I hope he toughs it out.

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