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Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson, Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson (Bobby Day), Michael Jackson (with Paul McCartney), Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney, Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney, Michael Jackson/Lionel RitchieI was a veteran before I was a teenager. Submitted by: LucidLupin
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A few years before he died, Michael Jackson finally tried to learn how to fight and defend himself, but he wasn't very good at it. Every time Jackson asked the person he was fighting, "You want a piece of me?", the other person would ask "How big a piece?" Submitted by: Jeff Williams
| In honor of the late, great Michael Jackson, a new jigsaw puzzle has been invented, "JACKSON JIGSAW" .. "Lip Piece, Nose Piece, Finger Piece, Toe Piece, Skin Piece, Eye Piece, Arm Piece, Leg Piece, Foot Piece" Submitted by: Jeff Williams
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Also known as: Michael Joseph Jackson. Submitted by: Julia
Known informally as: The Gleaming Glove/The Gloved One. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Known informally as: The Gloved One. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Moonwalker, Ghosts" | In Moonwalker and Ghosts he plays himself - Adam |
"The Wiz, Thriller, Bad, Captain EO, Men in Black II" | - helena |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
Minors Grabbin' | Self-explanatory | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
Stonewalled Jackson | His career has run into a stone wall. | andy |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Speed Diamond" | "Speed Demon" | Sonya Raynos |
"PMS" | "P.Y.T." | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
"Rad" | "Bad" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
"Brand (The Russell Brand song)" | "Bad" | Monstermaster13 |
"Heat It" | "Beat It" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
There are additional new song names available. |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Speed Demon," | A demon does not drive. | Percy Fingertips |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"You Thrill Me," Exile | "Thriller," Michael Jackson | |
"Why Do Fools Fall In Love?," Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers | "Human Nature," Michael Jackson | |
"Movies," Alien Ant Farm | "Thriller," Michael Jackson | |
"Movies," Alien Ant Farm | "Ben," Michael Jackson | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Rock With You" | "Reich With You" | eeL deaL |
"Beat It " | "Need it" | quart milkster |
"D.S." | "Tom Shelly" | Hu’s On First |
"D.S" | "Dan Schneider." | Monstermaster13 |
"Beat It" | "Need it" | Annie Gardener |
"Black Or White" | "Crack Or Ice" | eel deal |
"Black Or White" | "Gay Or Straight" | eel deal |
"Beat It!" | "Delete It!" | Blaze The Cat |
"Thriller." | "Terror Night." | Monstermaster13 |
"Rockin' Robin" | "Wankin' Walrus" | Callmelennie |
There are additional song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
I'm So Blue | Smurfs cartoon show | Victor George |
Black or White | Oreo's | Mike |
Another part of me | Amputee center | The Nerd |
Leave Me Alone | Identity Theft AD | Aaron |
Is It Scary | "Tales From The Crypt" promos | Dr Music |
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Do You Know Where Your Children Are | NAMBLA | J. |
Beat it | Masturbation Addiction Hotline | David |
I Just Can't Stop Lovin You | Divorce Lawyer | carly_carlz |
Wanna Be Startin Somethin | Liam Gallagher's Answerphone Message | Indra.v |
Thriller | Movie theater | Nathan Elia |
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First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Suddenly I See KT Tunstall | Ghosts Michael Jackson | Suddenly I See Ghosts | Jacynthia Maries |
Get Off Foxy | Off The Wall Michael Jackson | Get Off The Wall | Frank |
Red Dress Sugababes | In The Closet Michael Jackson | Red Dress In The Closet | Jacynthia Maries |
Suit And Tie Justin Timberlake | In The Closet Michael Jackson | Suit And Tie In The Closet | Jacynthia Maries |
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. |
There are additional Michael Jackson Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"Off The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics: (I'm) Gonna leave another five upon the shelf
Original Lyrics: Gotta leave that nine to five upon the shelf
| "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics: Willy Willy Wonka, you’re not jealous, but you want cake
Original Lyrics: Annie are you OK? Will you tell us that you're OK
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"Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics: So he came into the alley, it was Sunday, what a black day Gonna do my salutations, sounding heartbeats, and reputations.
Original Lyrics: So they came into the outway
It was Sunday, what a black day Mouth to mouth resuscitation Sounding heartbeats, intimidations. | "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm gonna save all my stock in Microsoft
Original Lyrics: Mama-se, mama-sa, mama-coo-sa
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"Don't Stop Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics: Keep up, with the foxtrot
Don't stop till you get enough Original Lyrics: Keep on with the force, don't stop.
Don't stop till you get enough |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Mitch45 I really thought Michael was singing about this dance from the 1920's, imploring the girl to keep up with his energetic moves. |
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"Earth Song"
The Funny Lyrics: What about elephants?
(What about us) Have we lost their trust? Why They're Funny: Thanks Michael, for drawing attention to the bad human/elephant relationship concentrating on this might cause us to ignore you sleeping with little boys
Submitted by: Mike Hack
| "Morphine"
The Funny Lyrics: You make me sick, baby!
Your dog's a bitch, baby! Why They're Funny: Well, it's funny because "bitch" is traditionally the term for a female dog; however, people use the word 'bitch' as an insult to other people, so calling a dog a bitch is just kind of amusing in a sense.
Submitted by: Kelly Irene
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"Human nature"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Why, why?
Why They're Repetitive: The word 'why' is repeated about 50 times during this song... O_O
Submitted by: J.
| "D.S."
The Repetitive Lyrics: Dom Sheldon is a cold man
Why They're Repetitive: Though the officially released lyrics say 'Dom Sheldon', we clearly hear otherwise---and it's such a wonderful thing to hear over and over again XD
Submitted by: J.
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"Black Or White"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: When I saw you kicking dirt in my eye.
Why They're Nonsensical: But...how can you see someone kicking dirt in your eye though?
Submitted by: Chevy McLarry
| "Smooth Criminal"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Annie, you okay? You okay, you okay Annie?
Annie, you okay? You okay, you okay Annie? Why They're Nonsensical: Uuumm well...she's just been shot and she's lying on the bathroom floor. Then the guy asks 'Are you okay?' She's obviously not is she? C'mon, what have you been smoking? I think that 'Call an ambulance' would've been far more appropriate.
Submitted by: Joe Joe
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"Man In The Mirror"
The Insincere Lyrics: I'm Looking In The Man In The Mirror
I'm Asking Him To Change His Ways Why They're Insincere: You Didn't Really Change your ways, hey Michael!
Submitted by: Nick
| "Black or White"
The Insincere Lyrics: It don't matter if you're black or white
Why They're Insincere: really? so why did he change his colour? I usually change something when I don`t like it anymore
Submitted by: Kevin
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"Billie Jean"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice (Do think twice) Why They're Misrhymed: 'She is just a girl who claims that I am the one'? Okay, lets discuss this. Is this what he means?: she is just a girl who claims that I am a girl too? For the part do think twice, I always thought he sang 'don't think twice'. Just listen to that part, it sounds more like 'dont think twice' By the way, I do like Michael Jackson.
Submitted by: Anna
| "Billie Jean"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl, who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son Why They're Misrhymed: One and son rhyme, but lover doesn't. The way he sings it, 'lover' sounds like 'love.' Closer, but it still doesn't rhyme. Nice try.
Submitted by: lebeiw15
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"Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
The Insulting Lyrics: You're a vegetable
Why They're Insulting: It seems like Michael Jackson is offending the person he's singing to by calling them a vegetable. Why, Michael, would you try to offend someone by calling them...a carrot?
Submitted by: Jen
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"Smooth Criminal"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Annie are you okay,
Are you okay, Are you okay Annie? Why They're Inappropriate: She's not OK if she was just struck by someone, as indicated earlier in the song.
Submitted by: Stu L. Pigeon
| "You Are Not Alone"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: You are not alone.
I am here with you. Why They're Inappropriate: This is inconsistent with an earlier line of the song, in which he states, "How could this be? You're not here with me."
Submitted by: Roger
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"2000 Watts"
The Dirty Lyrics: “Just enough to make your juices flow” “ Release two or three, when i reach i can go ‘til i hit my peak”
Why They're Dirty: Juices flowing is pretty self explanatory and reaching his peak aka his climax/orgasm
Submitted by: Mel
| "Superfly Sister"
The Dirty Lyrics: Stick it in shove it in
Why They're Dirty: Do I really need to explain it?!?!?!?
Submitted by: Sarah
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"Stranger in Moscow"
The Lyrics: Kremlin's shadow belittlin' me
(Stalin's tomb won't let me be) Who They Mention: Joseph Stalin,
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
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"Love Never Felt So Good"
The Song Lyrics: If you really love me
It's in and out my life Song They Mention: If You Really Love Me - Stevie Wonder
My Life - Billy Joel Submitted by: Isac
| "Man In The Mirror"
The Song Lyrics: I'm gonna make a change
For once in my life Song They Mention: For Once In My Life - by Stevie Wonder
Submitted by: Isac
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"Take Me Back"
Opening Lines: Take me back, take me back where I belong, that's with you, baby
Comments: Submitted by: J.
| "You can't win"
Opening Lines: You can't win, you can't break even and you can't get out of the game
Comments: Submitted by: J.
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"Bad"
The Made Up Words: Shamon
Comments: Kinda self-explanatory. I'm not really sure how you'd spell it, but whatever.
Submitted by: Chloe
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"Ghosts/Is It Scary"
The Lyrics: There's a ghost down in the hall
There's a ghoul upon the bed Why: Well, of course. These songs share the exact same lyrics. They are about killing people and ghosts.
Submitted by: freddie
| "Little Susie"
The Lyrics: Somebody killed little susie
The girl with the tune Who sings in the daytime at noon She was there screaming Beating her voice in her doom But nobody came to her soon... A fall down the stairs Her dress torn Oh the blood in her hair... A mystery so sullen in air She lie there so tenderly Fashioned so slenderly Lift her with care, Oh the blood in her hair... Everyone came to see The girl that now is dead So blind stare the eyes in her head... etc Why: It's a ballad about a little girl who was murdered. We never find out who did it. It's just really creepy and sad. I don't listen to this song very much, but when I do, I have to sleep with the lights on.
Submitted by: Sarah
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"Ain't No Sunshine"
The Lyrics: Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
Why: Double negation again.
Submitted by: J.
| "Leave Me Alone"
The Lyrics: I don't care what you talking 'bout, baby
Why: But we certain care about the grammar in what MJ 'IS' (yes, a 'be verb') talking about (well, at least I do).
Submitted by: J.
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"Stranger in Moscow"
The Lyrics: I was wandering in the rain
(Mask of life, feelin' insane) Swift and sudden fall from grace (Sunny days seem far away) Kremlin's shadow belittlin' me (Stalin's tomb won't let me be) On and on and on it came Wish the rain would just let me be Why: Moscow, Russia. The song is set in there because when Michael wrote it in 1993 (though released in 1996 worldwide [1997 in USA]), it was when he was touring in Moscow, he was accused of child abuse. The lyrics described how lonely, paranoid, isolated and how he was close to being insane.
The Moscow Kremlin is a famous fortified complex in Moscow. Submitted by: Rocky Mak
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"Liberian Girl"
The Lyrics: Naku penda piya-naku taka piya-mpenziwe
Why: The background vocalist sings it in the intro and after the chorus. The lyrics are in the Swahili language.
Submitted by: Kevin
| "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
The Lyrics: Help Me Sing It, Ma-Ma-Se, Ma-Ma-Se, Ma-Ma-Coo-Sa, Ma-Ma-Se, Ma-Ma-Sa, Ma-Ma-Coo-Sa ... (repeat until fade)
Why: "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" was a top five hit for Michael Jackson from 1983. It was another smash hit taken from Michael Jackson's huge 1982 lp, "Thriller" (still the largest selling lp in history). "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" was a hit in the late summer of 1983, and was an instance dance classic (despite Michael's later troubles, this hit is still very much appreciated on dance floors with it's connection to country line dancing sensibility). "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" is also something of an internationally made hit. The last lines or more accurately utterings as I have printed here, as told to other by the writer of the song, Mark Anthony Neal, are taken from Cameroonian saxophonist Manu Dibango's suprise 1973 U.S. hit, "Soul Makossa", and roughly translate from the original French as, "My-My-My-My-Its- My-My-Its-Coo". "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" was also the longest song on the Michael Jackson "Thriller" lp at 6:03 in length and was the only song on the lp to not be made into a music video (despite it's success on the charts).
Submitted by: Peter
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"History (Tony Moran's History Lesson)"
The Lyrics: How Many Victims Must We See, Slaughtered in Vain across the last
Why: The lyrics highlighted poverty and war, but the remix has a danceable beat at least!
Submitted by: Chooka287
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"P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)"
The Lyrics: Let me take you to the max
Why: Let me make you to the tax
Submitted by: Reggie Pillbox
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"Human Nature"
The Lyrics: Sweet seducing sighs
Why: The "s" sound creates a hushing sort of alliteration that makes the atmosphere so soothing..
Submitted by: J.
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"Shake Your Body"
The Lyrics: Shake your body down to the ground
Why: This would be a terrible song to have if someone is having a seizure.
Submitted by: Oscar Appelhans
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