He's reneged on his "Goodbye!"
First he said he'd blow,
But he says he won't blow now,
Blow now, nohow.
Now he's telling two lies--
The first about the fellows
Then about how he would scoot out.
Politicians never tell the truth to you.
Garbage, garbage
Is all we get from them now.

He said, "So long!" then "So long,"
Because he had tried to blow,
So said, "OK, I'll blow now."
Blow now? Nohow. Joe now?

Despite what he was telling us,
He reneged and says he's gonna stay.
A garage, garage,
Better than men's room for assigna-
tion with a young good-wood guy
When you're out to blow.
But he says he don't blow now,
Blow now, nohow.

Also, don't say, "Goodbye."
Now wait, what did you tell us?
About events in men's room now.
You were not in there looking for fellatin':
Garglin', garglin',
Yet said you'd shove
Off, don't love
The dudes now.

You said you don't, but would blow,
Departing,
But you won't blow now?