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Song Parodies -> "Churl, You'll Be a Woman Loon"

Original Song Title:

"Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Churl, You'll Be a Woman Loon"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Loves her so much,
But his mom will say:
"She must die, that girl;
You must go and slay!"
Gosh, his mom's not kind.

She gets her son wired
By puttin' him down,
So he's gonna blow:
"Don't push me around!"
He assumes her mind.
He gets made up--then he's "gyn'd."

Churl, you'll be a woman loon.
Poon-free, yet no man.

I think it's understood
Why he's got no wife. . .
Too busy slayin'. . .
Girls cut up with knife.
That boy's no good.

When he comes unwound
He will cleaven the score,
'cause inside him, mom rants:
"End it for that whore!"
Mom's bad mood
Makes him into a bad dude,
Wigged out, muumuu'd.

Churl, you'll be a woman loon.
Poon-free, yet no man.
Girls--when he's a woman--doomed!
Loon: she when not man.

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alvin - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment
title of the day
littleLoonCake - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir John, great ~Speak-Easy~ for HEAT-Tee ! My favorite 'anguage.
Stan Hall - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Girls, he's an inhuman loon ... :-) 5s
Guy - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment
She'll be a woman soon if Norm lets her. Another Bates master.
John Barry - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, LoonCake, Stan, Guy.

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