-> "Fanged Teeth Gore Gorge at Nighttime"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Thank the Lord for the Nighttime"
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				Parody Song Title: 
"Fanged Teeth Gore Gorge at Nighttime"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Lon:
Daytime turns me off, ’cause I can’t have tasty
Bites on live folks traipsin’ outskirts of town.
When dark comes, lunge, mouth, and soon they’re pasty
-faced; I’m lupine when the sun goes down.
I’ve fanged teeth, gore-gorge at nighttime;
My form’s best in day;
In the day, I’m upright, fine—
Hate it, chase it away!
I need sweet sang satin’—
There’s no light—I chew.
I’ve sang teeth, gore-gorge at nighttime.
I lam for forage—you!
Bela:
You talk about fangs like razors that can rend ye—
Got ’em in your jugular, and it’s tasting good.
Talk about bloody girls after a wench spree.
Screams high pierce the quiet neighborhood.
I’ve fanged teeth, gore-gorge at nighttime;
I rest in the day;
In the day’s when I’m supine—
Hate it, chase it away!
I need sweet sang [li]bation—
There’s no light—I chew
I’ve fanged teeth, gore-gorge at nighttime.
I sank teeth, gorged on you.
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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