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Song Parodies -> "Collagen Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Cinnamon Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Collagen Girl"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

Neil's 1969 classic gets a face-lift of sorts.
I wanna live with a Collagen girl,
With lips that’ll please me
and probably ease me
My Collagen girl.

This bloated improvement
Enhances her face
Just $400
Cosmetically placed
My Collagen girl.

Injections are monthly
With cases of wine
My lips then start drooling
She puckers at mine
My Collagen girl.

Her lip augmentation
Is stunning at best.
Then adds Avon lipstick
I’m surely impressed
With my Collagen girl.

(Closing bridge):
Next is a nice boob job
Like eating corn off the cob
I need to take a stance.
Then watch her jiggle whilst we dance.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Mark Scotti - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Great idea with this song Jim. Fantastic subs! Injecting 5's
John Barry - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
You had me at the title, Dr. Rotondo!
malcolm higgins - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
beautiful. plump with hyperbole and just adorable. sotm material 5-5-5
Jim Rotondo - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks again guys, geez I feel like Moses, Abraham and John the Baptist have bestowed their blessing!
Tim Hall - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Another person who would bless this parody is Janice Dickinson
TJC - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Impossible to air-kiss this beaut! Pout n' perky glam n' glossy fives to ya' -- Mwwwaaa!
John Lomain - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
I like this parody just the way it is
Jim Rotondo - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Gents, I was thrilled this morning when a Neil Young fan favorited this video on its first day on YouTube and became a subscriber. You never know sometimes.

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