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Song Parodies -> "S & M Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Cinnamon Girl"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Young
Parody Song Title:
"S & M Girl"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
I wanna strip for
An S & M girl
I could be scabby
The rest of my life
With an S & M girl
A screamer of whips sure
Has fun in the night
You'll see me in leather
Chained to her moons tight
My S & M girl
Ten silver axes
My face takes a blow
My grimace relaxes
My blood starts to flow
Oh my S & M girl!
I'll cream on her hips,
Or,
Her buns - either's right
I'm leaving my lather
Staining her poon-site
My S & M girl
She bent me over now
I'm gonna feel her go "POW!"
I feel her belly-dance
I feel her taking off my pants
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
(instrumental interlewd)
Please spank me honey now
I've been a bad boy and how
I need your discipline!
So beat your bad boy's booty-skin!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
(instrumental)
An S & M girl
I could be scabby
The rest of my life
With an S & M girl
A screamer of whips sure
Has fun in the night
You'll see me in leather
Chained to her moons tight
My S & M girl
Ten silver axes
My face takes a blow
My grimace relaxes
My blood starts to flow
Oh my S & M girl!
I'll cream on her hips,
Or,
Her buns - either's right
I'm leaving my lather
Staining her poon-site
My S & M girl
She bent me over now
I'm gonna feel her go "POW!"
I feel her belly-dance
I feel her taking off my pants
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
(instrumental interlewd)
Please spank me honey now
I've been a bad boy and how
I need your discipline!
So beat your bad boy's booty-skin!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
(instrumental)
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Great job! 555!
Poon-site? We're gonna have to start a Johnny D-to-English Dictionary for the subliminally challenged.
Amusing and educational. I changed "Poon Quiver" to "Swoon Giver" in one to come, because I didn't know if poon would escape the sniff of the censor. Now I knows.
do you know how hard it is to read with your eyes clouded with tears of laughter?....5s only because i can't give you 6s
Funny, but I need that dictionary for the sublimally challenged. 5's
Love it. I am also amazed at what you can get on here. Gives me hope that some of those R-rated ideas swilling in my head can get on here.
Johnny always knows how to get my vote! ;-D
Thank you, Jack, Rick D, JB, Alvin, Adagio, The Great Karlando, and Meriadoc!
Johnny D - WOW! My hats off to you, but please try not to get anything in it, OK? 5's
Thanks, Paul, heh heh heh!
Well, Johnny..it was an educational little piece, wasn't it? 555 :-)
Thanks Kristof!
In my sketch book I have an idea among these lines myself, but you BEAT me to it. Does that mean we now have a parody writers S & M relationship? ;-)
Thanks, Kristof! No, it just means we like to try to BEAT each other to the posting! ;-D
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