Song Parodies -> "Boozy"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy"

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Original Performer:

"Boozy"

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The Lyrics

This is what can happen if you steal your housemate’s booze…

Nukie = Newcastle Brown Ale

Susie…you’re boozy, an’ drinkin’ my Nukie
You’re woozy…woozy from drinkin’ my brew
I knew…you’d take ‘em ‘fore long, an’ get loaded
To you, I say…“Just leave, I want somebody new”

Wobbly…why do you get yourself wobbly?
One down…never enough, nor is two

Oh, Susie…we’ve cops at the door, an’ they want you
Oh, Susie, it’s thievin’
Now Susie, you’re leavin’
For you’re boozy, an’ stealin’ brew

Crazy…four cops wreck the door as they come through
You’re lazy: no runnin’
They’re crazy: you’re done in
For they’re tasey, an’ zappin’ you

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Old Man Ribber - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment

Andy _ I'll drink to this! (And it will be MY libations...I can prove it, officer!) Nice job. ;D

Patrick - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment

I like that word "tasey". Give the cops a new toy and they'll play with it just like a kid. By the way, do you know it costs about $50 each round to shoot a Taser? A .40 caliber costs about 25 ¢. But then again, the lawyer costs for either discharge will bankrupt you.

TJC - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment

Quaffin' ya five liters! (And, so, I'm thinkin' 'Susie' is somehow an anagram of ''Lohan'?)

Fiddlegirl - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment

Ale and Farewell, indeed! :D

Tommy Turtle - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment

If she drinks enough Nukie, won't you get some nukie from her? ... I'm in-Cline-d to zap you with Fives.

@ Patrick: There are certain other "discharges" than can cost a lot more! ;-D

(please don't tell me that "nooky" is US-only!)

Andy P - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks for v's & c's

OMR - It had better be YOURS, or you know what to expect.

Patrick - They seem to be a bit trigger-happy with them tasers. I recently saw a TV show where one of your cops zapped a woman 6 or 7 times. The last time was when she was already in the back of the car with the cuffs on. All the other cops knew he'd lost the plot, but they all just stood around and watched him. I think he got the sack. He must have been a right numb-nut to do it on camera, and with loads of witnesses.

TJC - Ha ha, that's not the first time you've singled her out for the ribbing.

FG - I'd rather it be jail and fare badly for anyone stealing my brews.

TT - I suppose that could be a fair trade off.
Nooky is a common one here, but we spell it nookie.

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