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Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmitted
Highway Star (Live In Japan 6CD set)Highway StarDeep Purple2008-02-03
Strange Kind Of AxemanStrange Kind Of WomanDeep Purple2008-07-16
Ramshackle Man (JLT)Ramshackle ManDeep Purple2008-07-27
Drinking SongAnyone's DaughterDeep Purple2008-07-28
BaldnessAprilDeep Purple2008-08-03
Motor Racing SongImmigrant SongLed Zeppelin2008-08-11
Suntans Of StingSultans Of SwingDire Straits2008-08-18
The Boys On Crack And BrownThe Boys Are Back In TownThin Lizzy2008-08-25
Don't Cheer The LeaperDon't Fear The ReaperBlue Oyster Cult2008-08-27
Slid Car In RainKid CharlemagneSteely Dan2008-08-31
My Old ToolMy Old SchoolSteely Dan2008-09-03
Doctor WhoDoctor WuSteely Dan2008-09-08
Brian SetzerBodhisattvaSteely Dan2008-09-10
Blue Blooded (English Nobility)Hot BloodedForeigner2008-09-11
These Guys Are Big An' Tough...This Town Ain't Big Enough...Sparks2008-09-15
School That I'm FailingMore Than A FeelingBoston2008-09-18
A Killer Blast Planned (On A 650cc BSA Lightning)Achilles Last StandLed Zeppelin2008-09-21
This Fight Tonight (Mike Tyson)This Flight TonightNazareth2008-09-22
Make It SneezyTake It EasyThe Eagles2008-09-23
Bo Diddley An' EcstacyBohemian RhapsodyQueen2008-09-24
Up The JunctionUp The JunctionSqueeze2008-10-03
Seethin' An' In TearsReelin' In The YearsSteely Dan2008-10-06
Haitian DiscourseHaitian DivorceSteely Dan2008-10-08
FrasierLaylaDerek And The Dominos2008-10-09
I'm Not In PainI Can't ExplainWho2008-10-13
Eric Clapped Out SongImmigrant SongLed Zeppelin2008-10-15
See Emily PraySee Emily PlayPink Floyd2008-10-22
Felt A LadyDelta LadyJoe Cocker2008-10-27
Blew It AgainDo It AgainSteely Dan2008-10-30
Daughter's New Fun PetWaterloo SunsetKinks2008-11-03
Muck DonaldHeartbreakerLed Zeppelin2008-11-04
Need That Glove So BadNeed Your Love So BadFleetwood Mac2008-11-09
The Skids Are Too TightThe Kids Are AlrightWho2009-01-29
Toad LickerRoad RunnerJunior Walker & the All-Stars2009-02-02
The LeakerThe SeekerWho2009-02-03
Titchy Blue SharkItchycoo ParkThe Small Faces2009-02-24
Tragic Bar Bet RideMagic Carpet RideSteppenwolf2009-02-25
Brawn To Be Trialed (Mariusz Pudzianowski)Born To Be WildSteppenwolf2009-02-26
I Need EweI Need YouThe Kinks2009-03-01
Pinhead WazzockPinball WizardWho2009-03-02
I Feed YouI Need YouKinks2009-03-03
Funny Ol' BaboonSunny AfternoonKinks2009-03-04
Bring The Troops HomePictures Of HomeDeep Purple2009-03-12
Driving Way Too FastLiving In The PastJethro Tull2009-03-24
Janet's A Big Gown DivaWynona's Big Brown BeaverPrimus2009-03-26
Breed ThingIn Rock -1- Speed KingDeep Purple2009-04-01
Blood SuckerIn Rock -2- BloodsuckerDeep Purple2009-04-02
(Sweet) Child 'O MineIn Rock -3- Child In TimeDeep Purple2009-04-02
Bite Of The CatIn Rock -4- Flight Of The RatDeep Purple2009-04-05
Into The CrierIn Rock -5- Into The FireDeep Purple2009-04-05
Riven NeckIn Rock -6- Living WreckDeep Purple2009-04-06
Lard Lovin' ManIn Rock -7- Hard Lovin' ManDeep Purple2009-04-07
Crack PipeIn Rock -8- Black NightDeep Purple2009-04-07
Granny, Be GoodJohnny B. GoodeChuck Berry2009-04-16
A Fighter Paid To FailA Whiter Shade Of PaleProcol Harum2009-04-20
ProstituteSubstituteWho2009-04-21
You Gotta Get You A LawmanWe Gotta Get You A WomanTodd Rundgren2009-04-22
A Brain ThingThe Main ThingRoxy Music2009-04-23
Her Claw Was Right (In My Thighs)I Saw The Light (In Your Eyes)Todd Rundgren2009-04-28
QuasimodoDesperadoThe Eagles2009-04-29
Her Claw Went Right (Through His Eyes)I Saw The Light (In Your Eyes)Todd Rundgren2009-04-30
I'm Called Frankenstein (A Tweak Or Two)This Old Heart Of Mine (Is Weak For You)The Isley Brothers2009-05-04
Killing Him Slowly With PoisonKilling Me Softly With His SongRoberta Flack2009-05-05
I Can See More PilesI Can See For MilesWho2009-05-06
HamburgHomburgProcol Harum2009-05-07
Cow SongHow LongAce2009-05-11
Blokin'Smokin'Boston2009-05-12
I Am A Singing Teacher Of Some Anglo-Saxon History (C. 455 - 878 A.D.)I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan2009-05-13
He's BovineHe's So FineThe Chiffons2009-05-14
These Strats Are Made For Thrashin'These Boots Are Made For Walkin'Nancy Sinatra2009-05-20
I Speed ThroughI Need YouKinks2009-05-21
Bussed To Be ThinnedDust In The WindKansas2009-06-15
Bat ManFat ManJethro Tull2009-06-17
A Faulty DogA Salty DogProcol Harum2009-06-22
The First Time Ever I Wore Your Face (Buffalo Bill)The First Time Ever I Saw Your FaceRoberta Flack2009-06-23
WastedTemptedSqueeze2009-06-29
This Fly Spray's For My WifeThe Highways Of My LifeThe Isley Brothers2009-06-30
John A. BarryJanuaryPilot2009-07-06
Deflead YouI Need YouKinks2009-07-07
My Putter Fell In TwoI Put A Spell On YouCreedence Clearwater Revival2009-07-08
Bonus (For Bankers)VenusShocking Blue2009-07-12
I Do Believe It's MagicDo You Believe In MagicThe Lovin' Spoonful2009-07-13
Bitch To RideHitch A RideBoston2009-07-14
Dodgy PiesBridge Of SighsRobin Trower2009-07-15
Mean WolverineGreen TambourineLemon Pipers2009-07-26
My VegetationMy GenerationWho2009-07-27
House Of The Chosen OneHouse Of The Rising SunThe Animals2009-07-28
My ExecutionMy GenerationWho2009-07-29
My IglooI Need YouKinks2009-07-30
PungentUrgentForeigner2009-08-02
I'm In A Mexican BandWe're An American BandGrand Funk Railroad2009-08-03
I'm In America LandWe're An American BandGrand Funk Railroad2009-08-04
She's AnnoyedParanoidBlack Sabbath2009-08-05
Blind Drunk, I'm Hammered An' YoursSigned, Sealed, Delivered I'm YoursStevie Wonder2009-08-06
Ricky Won't Cruise That HumberRikki Don't Lose That NumberSteely Dan2009-08-09
Eric ClaptonPretzel LogicSteely Dan2009-08-10
With A NunWith A GunSteely Dan2009-08-11
Blown BearingsGreen EarringsSteely Dan2009-08-12
Blow Biz KidsShow Biz KidsSteely Dan2009-08-13
Banned By MeStand By MeBen E. King2009-08-16
When The Bevvy SlakesWhen The Levee BreaksLed Zeppelin2009-08-17
A Biter Made Me WailA Whiter Shade Of PaleProcol Harum2009-09-29
Killer: Mean (Charles ‘Chucky’ Manson)Killer QueenQueen2009-10-01
Tommy 'Gal: bone ya' TurtleCaldoniaB.B. King2009-10-04
(Sittin' In) The Frock Here Today(Sittin' On) The Dock Of The BayOtis Redding2009-11-30
Best O' MaeYesterdayThe Beatles2009-12-17
I Enter With A Wobble: I'm A Drunken Major-GeneralI Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan2010-01-13
A Fan Of Heavy Metal...(Led Zeppelin tribute)I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan2010-01-26
A Geeky Hobby (Geography - part 1) EuropeI Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan2010-02-11
A Lot Of Modern Music Has The Singin' So UnbearableI Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan2010-03-09
Cheap Fun BrassesCheap SunglassesZZ Top2010-04-05
Cow SplatHowzatSherbet2010-05-20
A Flight Across The Puddle (Part 1) TexasI Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan2010-06-28
A Flight Across The Puddle (Part 2) CaliforniaI Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan2010-06-29
A Flight Across The Puddle (Part 3) New YorkI Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan2010-06-30
I Only Have A Low IQI Only Want To Be With YouDusty Springfield2010-07-15
A Bone Is What I Wanted For A Bit Of OsteologyI Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan2010-07-16
Broke Pet's In Four PiesSmoke Gets In Your EyesThe Platters2010-08-05
My AnnaDianaPaul Anka2010-08-12
Mass O' Chew SetsMassachusettsBee Gees2010-10-05
Smoke Comes From Your FliesSmoke Gets In Your EyesThe Platters2010-10-06
Ellen Is WrigglyEleanor RigbyThe Beatles2010-10-07
Never Booze On Rally DaysAvenues And AlleywaysTony Christie2010-10-08
GalileoDesperadoThe Eagles2010-10-12
Just One CookJust One LookThe Hollies2010-10-13
Crack Addict WomanBlack Magic WomanSantana2010-10-21
Coke Gives Them Red EyesSmoke Gets In Your EyesThe Platters2010-11-03
Helluva Big BeeEleanor RigbyThe Beatles2010-11-04
Druggie's BluesCharlie's ShoesBilly Walker2010-12-03
The Young Pretender (Bonnie Prince Charlie)The Great PretenderThe Platters2010-12-06
An Old Bass TromboneThe Great PretenderThe Platters2010-12-17
That's A GivenThat's AmoreDean Martin2011-02-03
FraySwayDean Martin2011-02-04
BoozyCrazyPatsy Cline2011-02-10
I Can't Stop Loving EweI Can't Stop Loving YouDon Gibson2011-02-11
I Can't Stop Loving MooI Can't Stop Loving YouDon Gibson2011-02-14
I Am The Very Model Of A Fan Of Oldie Poppy RockI Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan2011-05-16
The Great King Edmund (Edmund II of England)The Great PretenderThe Platters2011-05-16
I'm In The Whorehouse NowI'm In The Jailhouse NowWebb Pierce2011-06-06
Six J's I've-a RolledSix Days On The RoadDave Dudley2011-06-07
Die, If Roman (Boudicca)My SharonaThe Knack2011-06-08
Crack 'n' SackHappy JackThe Who2011-06-09
The Great Hardrada (King Harald III of Norway)The Great PretenderThe Platters2011-07-28
They're The Party (New Labour)It's My PartyLesley Gore2011-09-05
A Kinky Ol' GuyAmerican PieDon McLean2011-09-06
Holy Grail Was A Bonesome Time(On The) Trail Of The Lonesome PineLaurel and Hardy2011-09-20
High Loon (I Did Partake In Indoor Farmin’)High Noon (Do Not Forsake Me, Oh My Darlin')Tex Ritter2011-09-20
Here's A Wee PygmyEleanor RigbyThe Beatles2012-02-02
Nifty Ways To Sleeve Your Boner50 Ways To Leave Your LoverPaul Simon2012-02-02
Beer BarrelOh CarolNeil Sedaka2012-02-03
I Can't Stop Downing BrewI Can't Stop Loving YouDon Gibson2012-02-10
Whiskey In The CargoWhiskey In The JarThin Lizzy2012-08-03
American IndiansAmerican PieDon McLean2012-08-17
Spirits In The SkySpirit In The SkyNorman Greenbaum2012-08-24
The Cattle Of Roger MooreThe Battle Of EvermoreLed Zeppelin2012-10-04
My Dreams Of Ewe FlingsMy Favorite ThingsJulie Andrews2012-10-05
I'm No MillionaireI've Been EverywhereJohnny Cash2012-12-04
I Just Like To Wear A NappyYou've Made Me So Very HappyBlood, Sweat & Tears2013-01-31
Hirsute WomenLove and MarriageFrank Sinatra2014-05-16
Didn't Get WhyLive and Let DiePaul McCartney & Wings2014-05-19
Spiky HeelSpinning WheelBlood, Sweat & Tears2014-07-17
Dodgy Diner An' Now Sick BluesSubterranean Homesick BluesBob Dylan2014-07-17
BornTornNatalie Imbruglia2014-08-21
Their Beer Is CheaperDon't Fear The ReaperBlue Oyster Cult2014-09-18
Ooh, Fat LadyWho's That LadyThe Isley Brothers2014-09-18
Ladies Of The NightStrangers In The NightFrank Sinatra2014-10-16
The Girl With BorborygmusThe Girl From IpanemaStan Getz & Astrud Gilberto2014-11-20
The CockerThe RockerThin Lizzy2014-12-18
Swigging The Booze (Christmas version)Singing The BluesGuy Mitchell2014-12-18
King Alfred's MarkMacArthur ParkRichard Harris2015-01-15
CrematedElectedAlice Cooper2015-02-19
My Lies Annoyed YouMy Eyes Adored YouFrankie Valli2015-03-19
Al PacinoDesperadoThe Eagles2015-04-16
Some Very Silly JokesThe Jolly Roving TarThe Irish Rovers2015-05-21
That's FranceLet's DanceChris Montez2015-06-18
Dumping on the JohnSleeping on the JobGillan2015-07-16
Piece of 'HindPeace of MindBoston2015-08-21
Dancing FoolSpinning WheelBlood, Sweat & Tears2015-09-17
Super-Itchy Epidermis-Excavatin' ScabiesSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousMary Poppins Soundtrack2015-10-15
Ex-Girlfriends (part 1)The RavenEdgar Allan Poe2015-11-19
Swigging the BoozeSinging the BluesGuy Mitchell2015-12-17
BS State of MindNew York State of MindBilly Joel2018-03-30
Driven to BeersDriven to TearsThe Police2018-06-29
Got Me An AlligatorLove In An ElevatorAerosmith2018-07-31
Powerful TonightWonderful TonightEric Clapton2022-10-10
Big Jello JacksieBig Yellow TaxiJoni Mitchell2022-10-17
Hopelessly Addicted To BoozeHopelessly Devoted To YouOlivia Newton-John2022-10-24
(Remember) Talking Here is Banned(Remember) Walking in the SandThe Shangri-Las2022-10-31
Once BombedOnce BurnedTodd Rundgren2022-11-07
The Date With BrendaThe Great PretenderThe Platters2022-11-14
Has-been With a SkulletEighteen With a BulletPete Wingfield2022-11-21
Puppy's Got a Brand New ShagPapa's Got a Brand New BagJames Brown2022-11-28