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Song Parodies -> "I'm Heading for That Boulder"
Original Song Title:
"Put Your Head on My Shoulder"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Paul Anka
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Heading for That Boulder"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I'm heading for that boulder,
Poling with my arms--take me
Please, far to the right, make me
Pass this rock, not split in two.
I could sit on my hind-rear,
Hope to miss the brunt, maybe
Piss my pants from fright, stay pee
By grabbing my crotch with my ski glove
Steep hills have been my bane,
I've sprained all from chin to shin.
My legs are splayed, my edges disarrayed,
I fear jewels will be crushed in.
I sledded past that boulder,
Poled hard with my arms. . .saved me.
Kissed the piste goodbye. . .snow-free
I'll instead be a bowler.
Poling with my arms--take me
Please, far to the right, make me
Pass this rock, not split in two.
I could sit on my hind-rear,
Hope to miss the brunt, maybe
Piss my pants from fright, stay pee
By grabbing my crotch with my ski glove
Steep hills have been my bane,
I've sprained all from chin to shin.
My legs are splayed, my edges disarrayed,
I fear jewels will be crushed in.
I sledded past that boulder,
Poled hard with my arms. . .saved me.
Kissed the piste goodbye. . .snow-free
I'll instead be a bowler.
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This paroski is a work of rock.
i love stories with happy endings
Thanks, JD, Alvin.
Well, they can't all be gems.
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