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Song Parodies -> "Peter"

Original Song Title:

"Fever"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Peggy Lee

Parody Song Title:

"Peter"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

...a disenchanted wendy sings of her ex boyfriend, peter pan...
given up how much i loved him
given up how much i cared
i have put a shield around me
i feel that peter is now hard to bear

i gave up peter
he won't kiss me
peter never holds me tight
peter
i got horny
peter didn't opt to bite

he won't give me play time
i'm alone each night
flirt him up...but he's not game
and i know he'll never treat me right

i gave up peter
he ain't frisky
normal for a man in tights
peter
took no warning
saw him in a different light

everybody loves ol' peter
but his man side he don't show
peter's sissy...ain't no new thing
peter has...far to go

i gave up peter
he's a sickie
those lost boys have been found alright
peter
things got stormy
his loafers are way too light

that ol' boy's effeminate
what a cryin' shame
never puts his arms around me
dammit....what a ragin' flame

i gave up peter
he won't miss me
out of mind when out of sight
peter
found him boring
although i tried with all my might

captain hook came back to haunt us
had a very mad affair
pete loved the man who tried to kill him
what a twisted little pair

i gave up peter
i got snippy
peter got me so uptight
peter
once adored him
now i've given up the fight

everyone's read the story
the boy in green will never fade
chicks will never get to peter
but the guys will always make the grade

i gave up peter
he's so prissy
tinkerbell can have this guy
peter
my love's fizzlin'
touch that flame and you'll get burned
touch that flame and you'll get burned
touch that flame and you'll get burned



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Overall Rating: 5.0

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John Barry - October 04, 2011 - Report this comment
This parody is rock solid.
Porfle Popnecker - October 04, 2011 - Report this comment
A 5 on my Peter meter.
Patrick - October 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Let's see 'em run that version on TV. Oh, wait, nowadays they probably will.
alvin - October 04, 2011 - Report this comment
thanks all
Christie Marie M - October 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Gotta love Peter Pan....now I sure never want to grow up once I read/sang through this thing. 555.
Rick C - October 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Pan-tastic!

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