-> "Peter"
Original Song Title:
"Fever"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Peter"
The Lyrics
given up how much i loved him
given up how much i cared
i have put a shield around me
i feel that peter is now hard to bear
i gave up peter
he won't kiss me
peter never holds me tight
peter
i got horny
peter didn't opt to bite
he won't give me play time
i'm alone each night
flirt him up...but he's not game
and i know he'll never treat me right
i gave up peter
he ain't frisky
normal for a man in tights
peter
took no warning
saw him in a different light
everybody loves ol' peter
but his man side he don't show
peter's sissy...ain't no new thing
peter has...far to go
i gave up peter
he's a sickie
those lost boys have been found alright
peter
things got stormy
his loafers are way too light
that ol' boy's effeminate
what a cryin' shame
never puts his arms around me
dammit....what a ragin' flame
i gave up peter
he won't miss me
out of mind when out of sight
peter
found him boring
although i tried with all my might
captain hook came back to haunt us
had a very mad affair
pete loved the man who tried to kill him
what a twisted little pair
i gave up peter
i got snippy
peter got me so uptight
peter
once adored him
now i've given up the fight
everyone's read the story
the boy in green will never fade
chicks will never get to peter
but the guys will always make the grade
i gave up peter
he's so prissy
tinkerbell can have this guy
peter
my love's fizzlin'
touch that flame and you'll get burned
touch that flame and you'll get burned
touch that flame and you'll get burned
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