DKTOS, but cute. However, isn't Bill the stinkweed here? He was married, she wasn't; he was her *boss*, which these days is instant Sexual Harassment, consensual or not (the implied threat of retaliation if the subordinate refuses); he was goofing off from his Real Job; he lied about it repeatedly and under oath, and then played word games, like "it depends on what the meaning of "Is" is", and it appears that he let her think that he had genuine feelings for her.

But other than that, it's pretty good for a noob! :).. and yeah, I know "Hannukkah" and "Monica" rhyme; that's why I suggested the line as a sub for "O Hannukah", a song I've heard my Jewish friends sing, but obviously don't remember well enough -- screwed up the second line, probably to the tune of "O Tannenbaum" (another famous Jewish song, right? -- about the Tannenbaum family down the street? lol)

Well, anyway, thanks for the link, and I doubt I'll remember to check back here, so if you have a reply, gimme a heads-(no pun intended)up or reply elsewhere -- like maybe at one of the posts that my collab and I hope to have up this week.

Happy Hannukkah, 2Eagle -- and oh, is that name fitting for one of said upcoming parodies! (you'll see why.) :-)

Just for the record: I read the Starr report and kept up with the news on Monica. President Clinton wasn't the first married man she hit on - there were others in the past. She seduced him and then squealed on him.