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Song Parodies -> "Butt Of Madge Is Draggin'"
Original Song Title:
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
Original Performer:
Peter, Paul and Mary
Parody Song Title:
"Butt Of Madge Is Draggin'"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
Just another random celebrity roasting....this time, it's Madonna's turn
Butt of Madge is draggin'tits, southerly
She offered us the “Britney Kiss” coz she needs publicity
UK tabloid papers scream “enough's enough!”
Kabbalah string and Granny bling and other stupid stuff..oh!
Her once fine form has travelled, her looks have all set sail
She always was a little odd but now strangeness prevails
Drinking “Jewish” water and writing duff kids tomes
Once all-nighters, now arthritisthat's what makes Madge moan..oh!
Butt of Madge is saggin'face, jowelly
She offered us the “Britney Kiss” coz she needs publicity
UK tabloid papers scream “you're looking rough!”
Kabbalah string and Granny bling and other stupid stuff..oh!
You thought you'd live forever within the public eye
But, True Blue, we think you're through; you're even boring Guy
It was bound to happen, tabloid papers call no more
So give it up, Ciccone..this isn't '84!
C'reer of Madge is laggin'singing's off-key
Those acrobat-ic moves you lack; it's a zimmer frame for thee
UK tabloid papers scream “enough's enough!”
Kabbalah string and Granny bling and other stupid stuff..oh!
Is that minx Aguilera pretender to the throne?
Young Miss Spears gets up the duff to Kevin Federlone..line..whatever
Neither has the metal to bitch-slap you down
Just keep your bits well hidden and we'll let you keep the crown!
Butt of Madge is draggin'tits, southerly
She offered us the “Britney Kiss” coz she needs publicity
UK tabloid papers scream “enough's enough!”
Kabbalah string and Granny bling and other stupid stuff..oh!
She offered us the “Britney Kiss” coz she needs publicity
UK tabloid papers scream “enough's enough!”
Kabbalah string and Granny bling and other stupid stuff..oh!
Her once fine form has travelled, her looks have all set sail
She always was a little odd but now strangeness prevails
Drinking “Jewish” water and writing duff kids tomes
Once all-nighters, now arthritisthat's what makes Madge moan..oh!
Butt of Madge is saggin'face, jowelly
She offered us the “Britney Kiss” coz she needs publicity
UK tabloid papers scream “you're looking rough!”
Kabbalah string and Granny bling and other stupid stuff..oh!
You thought you'd live forever within the public eye
But, True Blue, we think you're through; you're even boring Guy
It was bound to happen, tabloid papers call no more
So give it up, Ciccone..this isn't '84!
C'reer of Madge is laggin'singing's off-key
Those acrobat-ic moves you lack; it's a zimmer frame for thee
UK tabloid papers scream “enough's enough!”
Kabbalah string and Granny bling and other stupid stuff..oh!
Is that minx Aguilera pretender to the throne?
Young Miss Spears gets up the duff to Kevin Federlone..line..whatever
Neither has the metal to bitch-slap you down
Just keep your bits well hidden and we'll let you keep the crown!
Butt of Madge is draggin'tits, southerly
She offered us the “Britney Kiss” coz she needs publicity
UK tabloid papers scream “enough's enough!”
Kabbalah string and Granny bling and other stupid stuff..oh!
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Madge? Did she get tired of being "Esther" already?
I think "you're even boring Guy" was my favorite line. But there were a lot of them; great stuff.
"Young Miss Spears gets up the duff to Kevin Federlone..line..whatever" - that's a confident line Kristof! - you're breaking new ground - your stuff is always inspired and carefully planned - what's the deal with just one vote?? - big 555
Fantastic job here! And it's a song I actually know, so I'm doubly thrilled. I still love Madonna, but yeah...you're right...
Funny how the tabloid papers always seem to appear in parodies of this tune... http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/peterpaulandmary0.shtml - anyway, a most enjoyable read, Kristof :-)
A really good job. I wondered who you were talking about at first. 5's
Roasted to perfection!
1958 was a strange year... born that year:
Madonna
Donny Osmond
Michael Jackson
Ellen Degeneres
Scott Hamilton (Olympic figure skating champion)
Michael Flatley ("Riverdance" dancer)
Johnny D (some wacko who writes stupid song parodies)
Madonna
Donny Osmond
Michael Jackson
Ellen Degeneres
Scott Hamilton (Olympic figure skating champion)
Michael Flatley ("Riverdance" dancer)
Johnny D (some wacko who writes stupid song parodies)
Thanks all! Steve: "Madge" is a semi-affectionate name the UK media have christened her with; no doubt she hates it! :-)....Claude: Always love to hear from the Prez!.....Stu: Confident? Nah...just couldn't be bothered finding a good rhyme with "throne" so I nicked it from another verse I was writing, and added the silly end bit on in a moment of medication, I mean, inspiration. Cheers anyway mate!....Ashbaby: welcome back, Mrs!! Thanks for dropping by!....Phil: Loved your version...55 votes? Mah Gawd!....Adagio: Ta very much, sweetie!....John: And basted with affection....Cheers!!!!
Oops, almost forgot to say... great parody, Kristof!
JohnnyD: I was born December 9th, 1957.
Tough Diet Pepsi, Donny....The AmiRight Time Machine retroactively updated your birth-date to December 9th, 1958.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005287/
clever and well paced...best one i read today
Thanks JD...you're in some "luminous" company there! Thanks a heap Mister Rhodes..:-)
Kristof - it was my 35th parody submitted here, and has been around for a good many years: I have a few from that era which have accumulated a similar number of votes (have a look at http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/gloriagaynor3.shtml, for example), picking them up in the odd ones over the last aeons.
Brilliant, Kristof. What John Barry said.
Tough Mormon Tea, Try again. The Montauk Project resynchronized the time-line of Donny Osmond's birth to December 9th, 1958.
You're still talking about my first birthday. Hold on just a moment, lemme get out my drivers license...okay...it says: twelve oh'nine fifty-seven. So there! :P
Tough Salt Lake, Donny. Operation Echelon employed geosynchronous masers to re-code your cortical memory-engrams to compel you to believe, with 100% absolute certainty, that your birthday is still December 9th, 1957, even after the local space-time tensor field was reconfigured to make it its present value of December 9th, 1958.
Excellent work, Kristof. The line about what makes Madge moan was my fave.
Johnny! Donny! (Bonnie? Lonnie?)......break it up!!! :-)
Like Mick Jagger sang one time: What a drag it is getting old. (That is, unless you hate Madge... I mean Madonna.)
Thanks 2nz, John and Sheik!!
Man, you trippin'. My birth certificate even has it right. Could you tell me please, why you like the year 1958 instead of my real birth year?
Has anybody noticed that Elvis died on Madonna's birthday (August 16)?
ah, locked together in posterity - what was God thinking?
and btw, Kristof, I meant and forgot to compliment you fro your killer opening line "Butt of Madge is draggin’…tits, southerly"
and btw, Kristof, I meant and forgot to compliment you fro your killer opening line "Butt of Madge is draggin’…tits, southerly"
Yes, Mike, he died on Madonna's 19th birthday. And did you know something else? Madonna is 13 days older than Michael Jackass...I mean Jackson.
At first glance, I thought this was going to be a Simpsons parody, and while I don't really agree with your view of Madonna, this is still funny as hell and you got a 555 from me. Didn't know that she was called "Madge" either. But any woman who is 40+ and has breasts her size that don't sag some has had either surgery done or works out alot.
Just for the record, Johnny D, Mormons don't drink Diet Pepsi, or Tea, Donny Osmond lives in Orem, not Salt Lake, and he was born in 57, not 58.
Just for the record, Joe, Mormons actually do drink Diet Pepsi. Except for the ones who drink Diet Coke. And they're far less obsessed with Donny Osmond than you apparently are.
Mo Town, I agree but I'll got a step further ( perhaps over the line but sue me), Donnie Osmonds birthday should be BLANK, i.e that he should have never been born as his "humor" makes Bob Saget look better than George Carlin, Dennis Leary, Richard Pryor and others combined. Well maybe I'm too harsh on the guy, everyone deserves a life, but no one deserves to be subjected to his show ( which I believe got cancelled ).
Ha! Compliments Spaff's brilliantly! I mean, his is the one that compliments... crap... great parody!
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