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Song Parodies -> "Chip the Magic Racist"
Original Song Title:
"Puff the Magic Dragon"
Original Performer:
Peter, Paul, and Mary
Parody Song Title:
"Chip the Magic Racist"
Parody Written by:
Hu's On First
The Lyrics
If you were running for chairman of the RNC, what would you do to get on the committee members' good side? Would you send them CD's with racist lyrics as a Christmas gift? That's what Chip Saltsman did; he sent out copies of a CD called "We Hate the USA" which contained songs like "Barack the Magic Negro", "Duke Lacrosse", "John Edwards' Poverty Tour", etc. If he becomes the next chairman, will the GOP rename itself the GORP and add a white hood to the elephant in its logo?
Chip the magic racist
Lived in Tennessee
He managed the campaign of Mr. Michael Huckabee
Singer Paulie Shanklin
Loves that rascal Chip
Shanklin writes song parodies with lots of crazy quips
Now Shanklin's songs are funny
Or so the Klansmen say
They can't be found on THIS site, Chuck would nuke them right away
But Limbaugh plays them often
On his radio show
When he's not telling some black caller, "take that bone out of your nose!"
So then, one snowy Christmas
"Funny" gifts were sent
When Bing Crosby said "White Christmas", THAT's not what he meant!
For this Christmas season
Wouldn't you agree?
I don't want that racist bilge beneath my Christmas tree!
One grey night it happened:
Saltsman came no more
'Cause my time machine just sent him back to 1854
He'd fit in right there
I'm sure he's doing fine
Tonight he's gonna party like it's 1849!
Lived in Tennessee
He managed the campaign of Mr. Michael Huckabee
Singer Paulie Shanklin
Loves that rascal Chip
Shanklin writes song parodies with lots of crazy quips
Now Shanklin's songs are funny
Or so the Klansmen say
They can't be found on THIS site, Chuck would nuke them right away
But Limbaugh plays them often
On his radio show
When he's not telling some black caller, "take that bone out of your nose!"
So then, one snowy Christmas
"Funny" gifts were sent
When Bing Crosby said "White Christmas", THAT's not what he meant!
For this Christmas season
Wouldn't you agree?
I don't want that racist bilge beneath my Christmas tree!
One grey night it happened:
Saltsman came no more
'Cause my time machine just sent him back to 1854
He'd fit in right there
I'm sure he's doing fine
Tonight he's gonna party like it's 1849!
I hope that flux capacitor worked properly....
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Wow... disturbing... Thanks for bringing up this story. I hadn't heard anything about this until now. 5-5-5
Have you done "Obama Went Up to Georgia"? You are the expert, use your words. When Obama "bowed his head, and laid that debate at Romney's podium". I couldn't help but think of two patriots, yourself, and Charlie Daniels.
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