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Song Parodies -> "Puff, the Poddy Dragon"
Original Song Title:
"Puff, the Magic Dragon"
Original Performer:
Peter, Paul, and Mary
Parody Song Title:
"Puff, the Poddy Dragon"
Parody Written by:
Cactus Impersonator
The Lyrics
Puff, the Poddy Dragon
Lived in a mop
And whenever a twat was near
His penus it went pop
Little Toilet Paper
Loved that rascal Puff
And brought him bungwipe and Cleanax
And other fancy stuff
Oh, Puff, the Poddy Dragon
Lived in a mop
And whenever a twat was near
His penus it went pop
Puff, the Poddy Dragon
Lived in a mop
And whenever a twat was near
His penus it went pop
Together they would travel
On a boat with billowed sail
Toilet kept a look-out
Perched on Puff's gigantic tail
Noble kings and princes
Would bow whene'er they came
Pirate ships would lower their flags
When Puff roared out his name
Oh, Puff, the Poddy Dragon
Lived in a mop
And whenever a twat was near
His penus it went pop
Puff, the Poddy Dragon
Lived in a mop
And whenever a twat was near
His penus it went pop
A dragon lives forever
But not to scream and cuss
Soiled underwear and enemabags
Boy he did raise a fuss!
One grey night it happened
Twats came no more
And Puff, that mighty dragon
He ceased his fearless roar
His head was bent in sorrow
He cursed like a sailor so lame
Puff no longer went to fuck
Along the cherry lane
Without his hairy beaver
Puff could not be brave
So Puff, that urinous dragon
Sadly slipped into his cave
Oh, Puff, the Poddy Dragon
Lived in a mop
And whenever a twat was near
His penus it went pop
Puff, the Poddy Dragon
Lived in a mop
And whenever a twat was near
His penus it went pop
Lived in a mop
And whenever a twat was near
His penus it went pop
Little Toilet Paper
Loved that rascal Puff
And brought him bungwipe and Cleanax
And other fancy stuff
Oh, Puff, the Poddy Dragon
Lived in a mop
And whenever a twat was near
His penus it went pop
Puff, the Poddy Dragon
Lived in a mop
And whenever a twat was near
His penus it went pop
Together they would travel
On a boat with billowed sail
Toilet kept a look-out
Perched on Puff's gigantic tail
Noble kings and princes
Would bow whene'er they came
Pirate ships would lower their flags
When Puff roared out his name
Oh, Puff, the Poddy Dragon
Lived in a mop
And whenever a twat was near
His penus it went pop
Puff, the Poddy Dragon
Lived in a mop
And whenever a twat was near
His penus it went pop
A dragon lives forever
But not to scream and cuss
Soiled underwear and enemabags
Boy he did raise a fuss!
One grey night it happened
Twats came no more
And Puff, that mighty dragon
He ceased his fearless roar
His head was bent in sorrow
He cursed like a sailor so lame
Puff no longer went to fuck
Along the cherry lane
Without his hairy beaver
Puff could not be brave
So Puff, that urinous dragon
Sadly slipped into his cave
Oh, Puff, the Poddy Dragon
Lived in a mop
And whenever a twat was near
His penus it went pop
Puff, the Poddy Dragon
Lived in a mop
And whenever a twat was near
His penus it went pop
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