You have been thinkin'
'Bout a dog, when you're drinkin'
Since the wife let go...Pound Hound!
Short hair, or shaggy
Stubby tail, or one waggy
Mutts are fun, you know....Pound Hound!

They're cheaper than a live in babe, the perfect home companion
You could choose an Irish Setter, and call him, O'Banion
One, white and brown..

You're gettin' excited, now
And haulin' home Bits and Kibbles, some Ole Roy, and Pard
For your Pound Hound!
Can't hardly wait to see,
Pound Hound!
Might have a pedigree,
Pound Hound!
Just the right doggy for you..

Pit Bull that's sassy, or a Collie like Lassie
She'll always come home,
Pound Hound!
Perhaps a Pug, or that Chinese wrinkled mug
A Husky, born in Nome,
Pound Hound!

Two hours at Home Depot for doghouse supplies, with cart, spent
But now, it comes to mind you have a leased, "No Pet" apartment
Shot down in flames!

Those dog dreams are busted now
You're chewin' on Bits N' Kibbles, some Ole Roy, and Pard
Not gettin' Pound Hound!
It's a cur-tastrophe,
Pound Hound!
Faded out fantasy,
Pound Hound!
See if that doghouse fits you

See if that doghouse fits you