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Song Parodies -> "The First Time Ever I Wore Your Face (Buffalo Bill)"
Original Song Title:
"The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Roberta Flack
Parody Song Title:
"The First Time Ever I Wore Your Face (Buffalo Bill)"
Parody Written by:
Andy Primus
The Lyrics
The Silence Of The Lambs - Buffalo Bill's idea of a tender love song
The first time ever I wore your face
I thought it fun…pose in your guise
Bits of skin with no scars…are the parts I save
Be like bark…when the skinned mess dries…my love
Be like bark…when the skinned mess dries
And the first time ever I used your mouth
You had no breath…cold were your hands
And that Starling tart…she had not yet heard
In my lair…you’re in demand…my love
In my lair…you’re in demand…my love
And the first time sever an’ flay was due
You fell apart…I broke your spine
And I knew my toy…would swell my girth
And last…till I’m spent of slime…my love
And it will last…till I’m spent of slime…my love
The fist time ever I wore your face…your face…your face…your face
I thought it fun…pose in your guise
Bits of skin with no scars…are the parts I save
Be like bark…when the skinned mess dries…my love
Be like bark…when the skinned mess dries
And the first time ever I used your mouth
You had no breath…cold were your hands
And that Starling tart…she had not yet heard
In my lair…you’re in demand…my love
In my lair…you’re in demand…my love
And the first time sever an’ flay was due
You fell apart…I broke your spine
And I knew my toy…would swell my girth
And last…till I’m spent of slime…my love
And it will last…till I’m spent of slime…my love
The fist time ever I wore your face…your face…your face…your face
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Great one, Andy!
Great minds think(depravidly) alike:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/thebeatles74.shtml
Morbidly catchy
lol...next up...you wear it well ?....by rod stewart ?
Thanks Mark, AFW & Alvin
Hide! (Andy's on the loose!)
Noticed we both found the last-line echoes in each verse, as quandaried at my version today.
After alvin's idea, how 'bout, "Since I wore her face (Her skin I releived her). by the Mung kees. lol. Gruesome Fives.
Noticed we both found the last-line echoes in each verse, as quandaried at my version today.
After alvin's idea, how 'bout, "Since I wore her face (Her skin I releived her). by the Mung kees. lol. Gruesome Fives.
Thanks TT
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