-> "Bear Baitin'"
Original Song Title:
"Barefootin'"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bear Baitin'"
The Lyrics
Everybody, now, take a seat.
We got some ursines; you're in for a treat.
We make 'em stand up on two feet;
Let in some dogs. . .see who gets beat.
We're bear baitin', we're bear baitin',
We're bear baitin', we're bear baitin'.
It's a big party—we watch 'em fight.
The dogs are agile and bark and bite.
But the bears' claws might just rip those dogs in two.
Place a bet, take a chance—you could win or lose
In bear baiting, in bear baitin',
In bear baiting, in bear baitin'.
One little dog's got a red mess on
His head right above where his ear is gone.
Another dog bit a bear claw away.
Who's gonna win? Too early to say.
In bear baitin', in bear baitin',
In bear baitin', in bear baitin'.
Then the animals got a clue
They joined together; here's what ensued.
Your count of teeth is 32,
But theirs are long and sharp and can chew you.
Their fare's waitin', there's no escapin'.
They're masticatin'; we are bear satin'.
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