Slug a bug, slug a bug
Punch their lights out with your dukes, let's go
They been spreadin germs, ya know
Slug a bug, slug a bug

Sock flies with an uppercut
Teach 'em a thing or two
Show mosquitos your hard right hook
They'll be caught surprised when ya' do
Let's knock 'em on their wee nasty butts
Slug a bug, let's assert ourselves,
They'll flee like anything,
As their ear drums ring

Slug a bug, slug a bug

Been spreadin' bad old flu
Germ spreadin' and doin' harm
Bet we could beat their ol' behind
With just one arm
Well, they been havin' their way
With us and it's wrong
We been bullied too dang long
Time to show 'em our John Wayne style
Growl, wipe away their smile

Slug a bug, slug a bug..

Tried Raid and disinfect..
They just answer with multiplies
See how they're gonna like black eyes
Or we land a quick one on their chin
There's no way they can win
Take a stance, let's begin
If they wind up with a big fat lip
Grrr, maybe bugs'll lose their grip

Slug a bug, slug a bug,

Slug a bug, slug a bug...