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Song Parodies -> "Get the Earth To Stand Still, Gort"

Original Song Title:

"Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rolf Harris

Parody Song Title:

"Get the Earth To Stand Still, Gort"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Watch the saucership land, men
Watch the saucership land
We'll make a milit'ry stand , men
As the saucership lands

Tell the robot, now
Get the earth to stand still, Gort
Get the earth to stand still,
Get the earth to stand still, Gort
Get the earth to stand still,

Watch the alien come, chum
Watch the alien come
Looks a lot like a bum, chum
Watch that alien come

Tell the people,now
Get the earth to stand still, Gort
Get the earth to stand still,
Get the earth to stand still, Gort
Get the earth to stand still,

He's an outer space cop, kid
He's an outer space cop
Watch the whole planet stop, kid
He's the outer space cop

Tell the countries, now
Get the earth to stand still, Gort
Get the earth to stand still,
Get the earth to stand still, Gort
Get the earth to stand still,

Now you've shot Rennie, Mike, Ike
Now you've shot Rennie, Mike
Metal cop will not like, Ike
Now you've shot Rennie, Mike

Tell the girlfriend, now
Get the earth to stand still, Gort
Get the earth to stand still,
Get the earth to stand still, Gort
Get the earth to stand still,

Klaa-tu bar-a-da Nic-to
Klaa-tu bar-a-da Nic
Tell the robot I'm sick, chick
Klaa-tu bar-a-da Nic

Kiss the planet "Bye"
Get the earth to drop dead, Gort
Get the earth to drop dead
Get the earth to drop dead, Gort
Get the earth to drop dead

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 5.0
Total Votes: 7

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Ravyn Rant - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I really enjoyed this one, Rick! Give the writer some fives, Clive...
Dominic L. - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
545, I thought it was good, but it got a little, i dunno... boring, but the first few verses were good
Adam Eccleshall - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
The scary thing is... I can actually imagine Rolf Harris performing this, wobble-board in hand. Great stuff :-D
Paul Robinson - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Man, I LOVED this Movie when I first saw it...and many times after when it happened to shown on TV. Nice parody - 5's ~ ~ ~
Michael Pacholek - July 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Glad you wrote for that flick, Rick. Glad you wrote for that flick. This song's so funny, it's sick, Rick. Glad you wrote for that flick.

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