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Fun Music Information -> Rolf Harris
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Quotes:
David Bowie used the stylophone instrument in his first big hit, Space Oddity, you know. Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "Who's Crying Now?," Journey | "Two Little Boys," Rolf Harris |
| "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport," Rolf Harris | "Cut Me Kangaroo Loose," Joe Martin |
Change a Letter:
"Tie My Kangaroo Down, Sport" originally "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport"
Corrects the grammar!
Isac
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" | "It's A Kangaroo Court" | Hu's On First |
| "Two Little Boys" | "Two Little Girls" | Glynn Leaney |
| "Tie Me Kangaroo Down" | "Homeopathy Works" | Phil Alexander |
| "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" | "Tie America Down, Sport" | Old Man Ribber |
| "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" | "Tried A Kangaroo Pouch, Ouch" | Airfarcewon |
| "Botany Bay" | "Australian Anthem for 2007 - edited" | Pamela Hayse |
| "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" | "Her Anatomy's Flat, Sport" | Phil Alexander |
| "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" | "Blimey! Kangaroo, This Court" | Michael Pacholek |
| "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" | "Ply with Flanders Roux Brown, Pork" | John A. Barry |
| "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" | "Get the Earth To Stand Still, Gort" | Rick Duncan |
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Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Jake The Peg | Amputation Clinic | Starving Hobo |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Old Oak Tree Tony Orlando & Dawn | Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport Rolf Harris | Tie A Kangaroo Around The Old Oak Tree | hec |
| Come And Get Your Love Redbone | Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport Rolf Harris | Come Down And Get Your Kangaroo, Sport | hec |
Misheard Lyrics:
"Two Little Boys"
Misheard Lyrics: As his young play date said
Original Lyrics: As his young playmate said
| "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport"
Misheard Lyrics: Tiny kangaroo downsport
Original Lyrics: Tie me kangaroo down, sport
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"Two Little Boys"
Misheard Lyrics: Up goes a shout, a whore dashes out
Original Lyrics: Up goes a shout, a horse dashes out
| "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport"
Misheard Lyrics: Watch me wallaby's feet, mate.
Original Lyrics: Watch me wallabies feed, mate.
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport"
Misheard Lyrics: Watch me wallaby's feet, mate.
Original Lyrics: Watch me wallabies feed, mate.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Sarah In my defence, wallabies have sharp claws so you wouldn't want to get kicked by one! |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport"
Better Lyrics:
(You know what this guy was convicted of, right?)
Tie them little girls down, sport
Tie them little girls down
I'll still like them when they're teens, sport
But tie them little girls down
Tie them little girls down, sport
Tie them little girls down
I'll still like them when they're teens, sport
But tie them little girls down
Original Lyrics:
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Submitted by: Sheogorath
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport"
Better Lyrics:
Give Rolf Harris a nudge, Judge.
Give Rolf Harris a nudge.
His third leg makes me budge, Judge,
So give Rolf Harris a nudge.
ALL TOGETHER NOW!
Lock the paedophile up, court!
Lock the paedophile up!
Lock the paedophile up, court!
Lock the paedophile up!
Give Rolf Harris a nudge.
His third leg makes me budge, Judge,
So give Rolf Harris a nudge.
ALL TOGETHER NOW!
Lock the paedophile up, court!
Lock the paedophile up!
Lock the paedophile up, court!
Lock the paedophile up!
Original Lyrics:
Watch me wallabies feed, mate.
Watch me wallabies feed.
They’re a dangerous breed, mate,
So watch me wallabies feed.
ALL TOGETHER NOW!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
Tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
Tie me kangaroo down.
Watch me wallabies feed.
They’re a dangerous breed, mate,
So watch me wallabies feed.
ALL TOGETHER NOW!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
Tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
Tie me kangaroo down.
Submitted by: Brendan Richards
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Sun Arise"
Opening Lines: Sun arise, she bring in the morning
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
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Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport"
The Lyrics: Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Why: Tie MY kangaroo down, duh!
Submitted by: Jim Webster
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Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Dye Me Kangaroo Town, Sport" originally "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport"
Submitted by: Funny
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport"
The Lyrics: Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred
Why: The song has a lively beat, but it's about a dying old Australian man making his final wishes known to his friends.
Submitted by: Rpollck
| "Tie My Kangaroo Down, Sport!"
The Lyrics: So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde, and that's it hanging on the shed.
Why: This is a simple, fun, and bouncy Australian song, but it is supposed to be sung by a dying man who is telling his "mates" what to do with his body and possessions after he passes away.
Submitted by: Raphael
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Crime Records:
"Molesting young girls"
Doing time in England, about 5 years and stripped of his knighthood. When he is finally released about 20 women in Australia have come forward and new charges are likely to be laid. Basically they claim he fucked them when they were little girls. Also Cliff Richard's past is being looked at by Scotland yard. A man has come forward who says Cliff molested him when he was a teenager.
Submitted by: Gerald X
Backwards Messages:
"Two Little Boys"
When the line "Broke off his horse's head" is reversed it becomes "He's a saucy f**ker". Not sure what else needs to be said here...
Submitted by: Nat
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Hosting Ghostbusters documentary"
It's what I remember first knowing him from.
Submitted by: mads.
