To the tune of "Satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones...

I can't get no market action
I can't get no market action
'Cause I trade and I trade and I trade and I trade
I can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm reading all the posts
'Bout what traders are all buying
I keep thinkin' more and more
This is some useless information
Supposed to fire my imagination
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say

I can't get no market action
I can't get no market action
'Cause I trade and I trade and I trade and I trade
I can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm watchin' my TV
Analysts comes on to tell me
How great my stocks can be
But he won't tell the truth 'cause he doesn't buy
The same worthless stocks as me
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say

I can't get no market action
I can't get no cash reaction
'Cause I trade and I trade and I trade and I trade
I can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm searchin' round the net
And I'm doin' this and I'm buying that
And I'm tryin' to make some dough
Broker tells me I'd better wait, buy my stocks next week
'Cause he knows I'm on losing streak
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say

I can't get no, I can't get no
I can't get no market action
No market action, no market action, no market action...