Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man who felt enraged
I shouldn't talk to you guys about my
ZippyVideos.com webpage

But in YouTube, videos about
Mentos stuff aren't totally safe
I wish those might go away
Wash their hands and seal their fate

I hate YouTube
This is totally lame
But what's worse, it was true
It'll terminate your brain

I'm getting sick of Polkarama
When I hear it, my mind will be rotten
Even its "double closing" part
Nothing bad forgotten

YouTube just sucks
Makes me wanna say "yuck"
Some stuff made me become
Running out of luck

I hate YouTube
This is totally lame, no way!
But what's worse, it was true
It'll terminate your brain, no way!

(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
Don't wanna see
Something too obscene (whoo whoo)
Seemed a lot irate (whoo whoo)
For bad stuff they made (whoo whoo)

I shouted out (whoo whoo)
"YouTube is stupid!" (whoo whoo)
But after all (whoo whoo)
It was too putrid (whoo whoo)

Let me please introduce myself (whoo whoo)
I'm a man without disgrace (whoo whoo)
And I would like to wage a war (whoo whoo)
They were putting me in a bad day (whoo whoo, whoo whoo)

I hate YouTube (whoo whoo)
This is totally lame (whoo whoo) oh great (whoo whoo)
But what's worse, it was true (whoo whoo)
It'll terminate your brain (whoo whoo), oh great, get off, Google (whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo) ..........

I hate YouTube (whoo whoo)
This is totally lame (whoo whoo) oh yeah (whoo whoo)
Even worse, is it true (whoo whoo)
It'll terminate your brain (whoo whoo) no way (whoo whoo)

Woo, who (whoo whoo)
Oh no, I hate it (whoo whoo)
Oh no (whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)........

Oh great! (whoo, whoo)
This is stupid (whoo whoo) this is lame (whoo whoo)
This is putrid (whoo whoo) that was very lame (whoo whoo)
This is stupid (whoo whoo) this is lame (whoo whoo)
I tell you right now (whoo whoo) you're to blame (whoo whoo)

Woo Who (whoo whoo)
Woo Who (whoo whoo)
Woo (whoo whoo) alright (whoo whoo)

Oh, who who, oh, who who, (whoo whoo) oh, who who
Oh great (whoo whoo)
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Ah no, is it too lame (whoo whoo)

Just unlucky (whoo whoo) it was lame (whoo whoo)
Just annoying (whoo whoo) it was lame (whoo whoo)

Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
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Oh, who, who (whoo whoo)
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Ah, no!
Whoo whoo
Woo Who Who
Whoo whoo