-> "Melting Jack Frost"
Original Song Title:
"Jumping Jack Flash"
Parody Song Title:
"Melting Jack Frost"
The Lyrics
I first tried with a dead lighter in vain
Then I brought out something less mundane
And it's alight now, as long as I've gas
And I'll incite melting Jack Frost, and his cold, white ass
I've filled up my flame-thrower pack
I feel cool with it strapped right across my back
So it's all right now, as long as I've gas
And on tonight's melting Jack Frost, with a burning flash
This one's crowned with a beanie that once was red
When I'm done it'll be grey as ash instead
I laugh at the carrot there in his head
When I spray, in the flame still it'll be orange red
And it'll ignite now, an' burn in the gas
It's my spring rite, melting Jack Frost, on the backyard grass
Gone be Jack Frost - I forecast
Gone be Jack Frost - I forecast
Gone be Jack Frost - I forecast
Gone be Jack Frost - I forecast
Gone be Jack Frost - I forecast
Gone be Jack Frost - I forecast
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