[Verse 1]
Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself,
I'm A Man Who Works At GoAnimate.
I've Been Around For A Century,
Animated Some Videos Today.
And I Was Around When These Users,
Made Videos On GoAnimate.
There Were So Many Videos,
That Had A Million Views Today.

[Chorus]
Pleased To Meet You, Hope You Enjoy This Site.
But What's Bothering Me Is The Grounding Videos You've Got.

[Verse 2]
There Were A Bunch Of Videos,
When I Saw A Person Expelled From School.
There Were Parents Grounding A Person,
Sending Him To His Room, It Wasn't Cool.
They Sent Him Or Her To The Principal,
Either He's Been Held Back, Or He Got Dead Meat.

[Chorus]
Pleased To Meet You, Hope You Do These Things Right.
But What's Angering Me Is The Expelled Videos You've Got.

[Verse 3]
I Watched With Glee With All These Funny Things,
Made With Business Friendly, And The Stick Friendly.
I Yelled Out, "Who Grounded That Person Here?"
When After All, It Was A World With Comedy.
Would You Please Introduce Yourselves?
Are You A Good User Or Bad?
Have You Been Disrespecting Opinions,
Or Have The Business Themes Make You Sad?

[Chorus]
Pleased To Meet You, Hope You Do Look For A Site.
But What's Tempering Me Is The Dead Meat Videos You've Got.

Oh No, Don't Do This!
[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus - Variation]
Pleased To Meet You, Hope You Take A Bite.
But What Is Making Me Mad Is All These Opinion Disrespectors You've Got.

[Verse 4]
There Was One That's Been Bullied,
And One That Ranted On This Site.
As Heads Is Tails, Just Call Me Alvin Hung,
Cause I'm The One Who Made This Site.
So If I See Any User, That Made Some Funny Videos,
Not Some Grounded Videos, Or Dead Meat.
I Must Explain Why They Do These Things,
Cause I Will Ban Them Permanently.

[Chorus]
Pleased To Meet You, Hope You Do Everything Right.
But What Makes Me Steamed Is All These Bad Users You've Got!

[Instrumental Outro With Scatting, Grounding, And All The Ad-Lib Vocals]