-> "You Can Only Use Twelve Point Font(classroom Opera #5)"
Original Song Title:
"You Cant Always Get What You Want"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"You Can Only Use Twelve Point Font(classroom Opera #5)"
The Lyrics
I just wrote an essay about redemption
It was fine, but teacher said
that my word count's incorrect, and
that the pages did not reach ten
You can only use 12 point font
you can only use 12 point font
you can only use 12 point font
'cause it shortens lines
so you must write
more than you need
I tried writing 'bout sanitation
to get my fair share of abuse
writing much showing all the relations
but my 50-font page, I couldnt use
'cause
You can only use 12 point font
you can only use 12 point font
you can only use 12 point font
'cause it shortens lines
so you must write
More than you need
I then tried to get a high score
so I wrote so great it killed
I was typing 'till I was dizzy
And yeah, it came out pretty ill
I decided that it would now be perfect
and so it was what the teacher read
He said the writing was excellant
but the font was too big, so I failed instead
then he said
You can only use 12 point font
you can only use 12 point font
you can only use 12 point font
'cause it shortens lines
so you must write
more than you need
I wrote an essay about redemption
for this class they call english
I had practiced at the art of perfection
So I used 12 point, and I passed
thats because
You can only use 12 point font
you can only use 12 point font
you can only use 12 point font
'cause it shortens lines
so you must write
more than you need
You can only use 12 point font
you can only use 12 point font
you can only use 12 point font
'cause it shortens lines
so you must write
more than you need
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