I met a poor oppressed girl named Sharona
She worked for a compulsive private eye
She had to raise her young son all alone-a
She had a boss that's lost his freakin' mind

(She's a) flu-u-u-u-unky Monk woman
Gives she, gives she, gives she
The Crazy Monk clues
(She's a) flunky Monk woman
Gives she, gives she, gives she
The Crazy Monk clues

She had to tolerate all of his static
While Monk he worked out some kind of a crime
And coping with behavior that's erratic
Is what Sharona does time after time

(She's a) flu-u-u-u-unky Monk woman
Gives she, gives she, gives she
The Crazy Monk clues
(She's a) flunky Monk woman
Gives she, gives she, gives she
The Crazy Monk clues