Song Parodies -> "Dumpin' Scat Fast"

Original Song Title:

"Jumpin' Jack Flash"

Original Performer:

"Dumpin' Scat Fast"

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The Lyrics

I sat down for an arse-fire hurricane
And I howled as I shoved with a driving pain
But it's all shite now, it passed from my ass!
But it's all shite, I'm dumpin' scat fast, from my ass-ass-ass!
I was praised for my poopless bearded ass
I was stooled with a crap-shite across my ass
But it's all shite now, it passed from my ass!
But it's all shite, I'm dumpin' scat fast, from my ass-ass-ass!
It was brown, it was flushed down into the Thames
It went down, to the sea and it floated then
I frowned at the scum-lovin' lusty men
Yeah, yeah yeah
I was crowned with a shite-bite rooster's hen
But it's all shite now, it passed from my ass!
But it's all shite, I'm dumpin' scat fast, from my ass-ass-ass!
Dumpin' scat fast, shit's a gas
Dumpin' scat fast, shit's a gas
Dumpin' scat fast, shit's a gas
Dumpin' scat fast, shit's a gas
Dumpin' scat fast

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