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Song Parodies -> "Kim-Chee Woman"
Original Song Title:
"Pretty Woman"
Original Performer:
Roy Orbison
Parody Song Title:
"Kim-Chee Woman"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
This is in response to a challenge by Johnny D.
Kim-chee woman, wokkin' up some meat,
Kim-chee woman, it's spicy, not discreet.
Kim-chee woman,
I'll never leave you; you feed my tooth
With sweet and sour treats, that's the truth.
Burp me.
Kim-chee woman, from the garden seize,
Kim-chee woman, radish and cabbage, please.
Kim-chee woman,
You serve for lunch barbecued beef
That is bone-free, cabbage-leafed--
Yeow!
Kim-chee woman, wok with style,
Kim-chee woman, slop a pile. . .
Kim-chee--whoa! that isn't mild--for me.
Kim-chee woman, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Kim-chee woman, cook my way.
Kim-chee woman, lay soju on me.
'cause I need some to get me tight,
Before I'm tastin' this pile tonight.
Kim-chee woman, don't wok dog thigh,
Kim-chee woman, with dairy--fie!
Kim-chee woman, don't wok this way, hey. OK?!
It ain't Korean-Kosher. Oy vey!
I guess I'll go on home, I ate.
Tomorrow, you'll put on my plate?
It starts with "C,"
Then goes A-B-B-A-G,
And, the final letter's "E."
Seoul soul, kim-chee woman.
Kim-chee woman, it's spicy, not discreet.
Kim-chee woman,
I'll never leave you; you feed my tooth
With sweet and sour treats, that's the truth.
Burp me.
Kim-chee woman, from the garden seize,
Kim-chee woman, radish and cabbage, please.
Kim-chee woman,
You serve for lunch barbecued beef
That is bone-free, cabbage-leafed--
Yeow!
Kim-chee woman, wok with style,
Kim-chee woman, slop a pile. . .
Kim-chee--whoa! that isn't mild--for me.
Kim-chee woman, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Kim-chee woman, cook my way.
Kim-chee woman, lay soju on me.
'cause I need some to get me tight,
Before I'm tastin' this pile tonight.
Kim-chee woman, don't wok dog thigh,
Kim-chee woman, with dairy--fie!
Kim-chee woman, don't wok this way, hey. OK?!
It ain't Korean-Kosher. Oy vey!
I guess I'll go on home, I ate.
Tomorrow, you'll put on my plate?
It starts with "C,"
Then goes A-B-B-A-G,
And, the final letter's "E."
Seoul soul, kim-chee woman.
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OK! Or rather, KO ... you floored that challenge for a 555 count. :-)
WELL DONE! 555!
Thanks, Stan, JD.
Tell me about kim chee! The Burbank farmers' market has a kim chee vendor and you can find it by following your nose - from Hollywood.
555 for Cabbage & CornBeef & potatoes petites!! Arriving in your neighborhood soon , Sir John o'Barry!
Sir John - you know of soju? I've seen the Koreans ferment that root and it looks like a root in water but to drink it, well it's way H2Oh my god rot gut burn all the way to the stomach good. That was back in my imbibing days. I've eaten my share of Kim-Chee as well. Like the second day I was there I was at a place called Ma Boogies. I ordered lunch - mistake - I ordered a burger and I swear It had a little bite to it - not too dogone funny when you realize what you just ate. Well done - the burger and the parody was.
burp me !....lmao....5s
Wok and roll! Pass the Kosher Kim-Chee, please.
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