Pee stream's lazy,
Wee stream's lazy,
Pee stream's lazy.
Wow! Wrong goes my stream.

Stream's lazy, got me streamin' weak streams--
What will ensue?
Stream's lazy, got me streamin' leak streams--
I blight the loo.
I pump few drops; there's just tinkle dew;
On floor's a slough.
Stream's lazy, I oughta mop streamin';
The aim of my stream ain't true.

Pee (drip, drip, drip, drip)
Stream's (drip, drip, drip, drip)
Lazy (drop, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop) [3x]
Not (drip, drip, drip, drip)
Long (drop, drop, drop, drop)
Is my stream.

Stream's lazy, got me streamin' weak streams--
There ain't no slew.
Stream's lazy, got me streamin'. . .weeks, seems--
My Waterloo.
I pump few drops; there's just dinkle dew;
No floods ensue.
Stream's lazy, I oughta mop streamin';
The aim of my stream's askew.

Ooops! Pee stream's lazy (stream's lazy, oops, oops, oops!)
Oh dear! Pee stream's lazy (stream's lazy, drop, drop, drop)
Pee stream's lazy (stream's lazy, drip, drip drip)
How strong must I stream?

Pee stream's lazy. . . .