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Song Parodies -> "Just a Hick Teen"
Original Song Title:
"Only Sixteen"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sam Cooke
Parody Song Title:
"Just a Hick Teen"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
She was just a hick teen
Such a sick teen
And down she would go
She was too dumb to say "too young"
And I was too drunk to know
She'd pout and she'd swing
And do them sexy things
That made ..something.. grow
She was too young to fornicate
But I was too drunk to know
Why did she fake her ID card?
When they told me, I stared agape
But ignorance, it is no excuse:
It's still called statutory rape
She was just a hick teen,
Less than sixteen
Who kept groaning "Oh"
She was too young to moan and come
And I was too drunk to know
(Why didn't you check her ID card?)
Your honour, 't won't happen again
(Your sentence it shall be this: sixteen)
Oh, no! Sixteen years in the pen
She was just a hick teen,
Really obscene
It's all on video
At wubblety-dum hickteen.com
You'll see I'm too drunk to know
She was too dumb to say "too young"
And I was too drunk to know
Such a sick teen
And down she would go
She was too dumb to say "too young"
And I was too drunk to know
She'd pout and she'd swing
And do them sexy things
That made ..something.. grow
She was too young to fornicate
But I was too drunk to know
Why did she fake her ID card?
When they told me, I stared agape
But ignorance, it is no excuse:
It's still called statutory rape
She was just a hick teen,
Less than sixteen
Who kept groaning "Oh"
She was too young to moan and come
And I was too drunk to know
(Why didn't you check her ID card?)
Your honour, 't won't happen again
(Your sentence it shall be this: sixteen)
Oh, no! Sixteen years in the pen
She was just a hick teen,
Really obscene
It's all on video
At wubblety-dum hickteen.com
You'll see I'm too drunk to know
She was too dumb to say "too young"
And I was too drunk to know
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I guess we can add something to the old saying 'If there's grass in the field, play ball' - unless the catcher is a minor-leager. I wonder if statutory rape applies the other way too since IIRC those who are intoxicated cannot legally consent. Good work here Phil.
fun to sing along with
fun to sing along with
fun to sing along with
That's impressive, Alvin: you've managed to leave three comments, two at the same time and the one that comes first being four seconds *later*...
Red Ant - there's been some discussion over here about what can constitute "consent", and not just from miners... er.. minors: i.e. if a woman is paralytic, is she capable of giving consent. But I guess your point is what if the man is plastered, and is incapable of informed consent? I guess you just have to hope that the usual consequences of too much alcohol will also come into effect. So to speak.
Red Ant - there's been some discussion over here about what can constitute "consent", and not just from miners... er.. minors: i.e. if a woman is paralytic, is she capable of giving consent. But I guess your point is what if the man is plastered, and is incapable of informed consent? I guess you just have to hope that the usual consequences of too much alcohol will also come into effect. So to speak.
it would seem the young lady in question is the one breaking the law.
the forgery of I.D.Cards,passports driving licenses is unacceptable,nay highly illegal.specially as we are living in a heightened state of insecurity since 911.
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