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Song Parodies -> "Sewn Man"
Original Song Title:
"Soul Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sam & Dave
Parody Song Title:
"Sewn Man"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Suggested by "Frankenstein."
I'm a Sewn Man
It is time to adjust electrodes
Juice plugged in to my neck nodes.
Body electric, the volts are humming.
And I'm slowly to life coming.
I'm a sewn man (4x).
Got assembled the parts way.
A mass of sutures holds me in place.
My limbs did not come in matched sets.
My wrists look like guitar frets.
I'm a sewn man. (4x)
I was brought up in a lab suite.
And I've got mismatched size 17 feet.
My head was mated to neck stalk
First I start lumbering, then I walk.
I'm a sewn man.
Kind of a dope—
Cranial canyon,
Prognathous* slope—
A notch below Cro Magnon.
I'm a sewn man.
[Repeat and fade.]
*Lower jaw projecting beyond the upper part of the face.
It is time to adjust electrodes
Juice plugged in to my neck nodes.
Body electric, the volts are humming.
And I'm slowly to life coming.
I'm a sewn man (4x).
Got assembled the parts way.
A mass of sutures holds me in place.
My limbs did not come in matched sets.
My wrists look like guitar frets.
I'm a sewn man. (4x)
I was brought up in a lab suite.
And I've got mismatched size 17 feet.
My head was mated to neck stalk
First I start lumbering, then I walk.
I'm a sewn man.
Kind of a dope—
Cranial canyon,
Prognathous* slope—
A notch below Cro Magnon.
I'm a sewn man.
[Repeat and fade.]
*Lower jaw projecting beyond the upper part of the face.
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Yup, I'm a sucker for them "Frankenstein" parodies! Good job.
This would make a pretty funny video. It could also be on the Universal studios tour, they have both acts.
Hey John - Michael McVey is thinking about doing a halloween CD. It would maybe be this kind of thing he may be looking for. I know he has stuff of his own. Just a thought. BTW - Not bad - FRANKly it was quite good. .
Thanks, JD, Rick. Guy, thanks, and thanks for the tip. I'll look into it.
Argh! Me like this also. 5's
John - Michael lives in the same area as I do and we are trying to get together for dinner like on Friday. I'll mention this to him if we get together.
Good...maybe Guy can mention my 'Sewn Together' parody too.
I will most certainly do that. This is an excellent parody for a halloween theme. You did "come together" twice as I recall, the other was "Bad Snowman" which is completely hilarious.
Thanks, Guy--let me know what happens.
funny as hell...loved the wrists looking like guitar frets line...5s
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