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Song Parodies -> "Orgasm Man"
Original Song Title:
"The Candy Man"
Original Performer:
Sammy Davis Jr.
Parody Song Title:
"Orgasm Man"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Who's declared the greatest
Lover in the land,
Outperforms those cool jocks,
Struttin' muscular and tanned..
Orgasm Man,
Oh, Orgasm Man can
Orgasm Man can..
Cuz' he has the perfect plan
For makin' love real good
Who'll seduce a plain jane
Charm her with a wink
Tweak her passion till,
She's Cleopatra with a slink..
Orgasm Man,
Yes, Orgasm Man can
Orgasm Man can..
Cuz' he's got the perfect plan
For makin' love real good
Orgasm Man does all there ever was
To fulfill each lady's wishes..
Perks the Patti's and Patricia's
Turns 'em into sexy dishes..
Who seduces dreamers,
Everywhere he goes,
Weaves 'em into screamers,
Leaves 'em dancin' on their toes..
Orgasm Man,
Oh, Orgasm Man can
Orgasm Man can,
Cuz' he knows the perfect plan
For makin' love real good..
Orgasm Man can,
Cuz' he has the perfect plan
For makin' love real good..
Lover in the land,
Outperforms those cool jocks,
Struttin' muscular and tanned..
Orgasm Man,
Oh, Orgasm Man can
Orgasm Man can..
Cuz' he has the perfect plan
For makin' love real good
Who'll seduce a plain jane
Charm her with a wink
Tweak her passion till,
She's Cleopatra with a slink..
Orgasm Man,
Yes, Orgasm Man can
Orgasm Man can..
Cuz' he's got the perfect plan
For makin' love real good
Orgasm Man does all there ever was
To fulfill each lady's wishes..
Perks the Patti's and Patricia's
Turns 'em into sexy dishes..
Who seduces dreamers,
Everywhere he goes,
Weaves 'em into screamers,
Leaves 'em dancin' on their toes..
Orgasm Man,
Oh, Orgasm Man can
Orgasm Man can,
Cuz' he knows the perfect plan
For makin' love real good..
Orgasm Man can,
Cuz' he has the perfect plan
For makin' love real good..
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reading this was the climax of my day...well sorta....especially liked the cleopatra line
Thanks, alvin
Orgasmic, man!!!!
Good one...
Thanks, Mark
What? No-one has tried this bad pun yet? Ok, here's three5s cumming your way...
Thanks, Peregrin...good pun
. . . Leavin' that Double-Wide with a smile & a wink, Sir
You did a fantastic job with this 70s song AFW. 555s for you
Thanks to LCC, and joe
Farce - Great parody and this verse completely knocked it out of the park:
Orgasm Man does all there ever was
To fulfill each lady's wishes.
. Perks the Patti's and Patricia's
Turns 'em into sexy dishes..
Brilliant mimic of the OS here.
So what's the difference between a drum, an egg and the "O" thingy of the title of this parody?
You can beat a drum.
You can beat an egg.
But you can't beat a great "O" thingy.
"Moanacious"
Orgasm Man does all there ever was
To fulfill each lady's wishes.
. Perks the Patti's and Patricia's
Turns 'em into sexy dishes..
Brilliant mimic of the OS here.
So what's the difference between a drum, an egg and the "O" thingy of the title of this parody?
You can beat a drum.
You can beat an egg.
But you can't beat a great "O" thingy.
"Moanacious"
Thanks, Guy...fine poetry on the "O" thingy...and "Moanacious"..great coined word
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