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Song Parodies -> "Got a Bull Shiv"

Original Song Title:

"Wolly Bully"

Original Performer:

Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs

Parody Song Title:

"Got a Bull Shiv"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Toro, no! Pues—cuernos.

Crappy not happy’s how I feel, because
those two big horns crushed in full my jaws.
Got a bull shiv, got a bull shiv, got a bull shiv, got a bull shiv, got a bull shiv.

Sadly I madly took a random chance.
Result: I was riven in front, through my pants.
Got a bull shiv, got a bull shiv, got a bull shiv, got a bull shiv, got a bull shiv.

Happy I can’t be until I am cured.
Now I’m feelin’ sickly—not to pain inured.
Got a bull shiv, got a bull shiv, got a bull shiv, got a bull shiv, got a bull shiv.
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