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Song Parodies -> "Bad Batch o’ Mushrooms"
Original Song Title:
"Black Magic Woman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Santana
Parody Song Title:
"Bad Batch o’ Mushrooms"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I sought to grab batch o’ mushrooms,
I sought to bag batch o’ mushrooms,
But, I got a bad batch o’ mushrooms—
They got me so blind I can’t see.
My gut got bad batch o’ mushrooms;
I’d been forest foraging fungally.
Shouldn’t have snacked on those tasty,
Shouldn’t have gnashed on those tasty,
No, shouldn’t have snacked on those tasty
Morsels I found ’mongst the sticks.
Shouldn’t have snacked on those tasty
Morsels—not morels—and I’m really sick.
I’m made unwell by these tasty. . .
I feel unwell from their tasting,
Yes, I don’t feel swell from these tasty
Turban-topped treats. . .shoulda known
This feed would be bad—
Magic mushroom these aren’t. . .
Death caps, I moan!
I sought to bag batch o’ mushrooms,
But, I got a bad batch o’ mushrooms—
They got me so blind I can’t see.
My gut got bad batch o’ mushrooms;
I’d been forest foraging fungally.
Shouldn’t have snacked on those tasty,
Shouldn’t have gnashed on those tasty,
No, shouldn’t have snacked on those tasty
Morsels I found ’mongst the sticks.
Shouldn’t have snacked on those tasty
Morsels—not morels—and I’m really sick.
I’m made unwell by these tasty. . .
I feel unwell from their tasting,
Yes, I don’t feel swell from these tasty
Turban-topped treats. . .shoulda known
This feed would be bad—
Magic mushroom these aren’t. . .
Death caps, I moan!
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Glucose ADVISORY: when you vacation, MonSignHer ~SassHerSwatch~, carry snacks with you, PirateJack !
I'll share my mushrooms with you...just as soon as I can see through all the cosmic colors! ;D
This sure ain't no fun gus,
This feed does disgust much,
These munchies weren't free see,
You're sick as can be...
50 ways to kill your liver. You'll be passing toad stools for a month. Be careful next time Sir John. We'd hate to see you gone from this site.
This feed does disgust much,
These munchies weren't free see,
You're sick as can be...
50 ways to kill your liver. You'll be passing toad stools for a month. Be careful next time Sir John. We'd hate to see you gone from this site.
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