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Song Parodies -> "Rolled Flingers"

Original Song Title:

"Goldfinger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shirley Bassey

Parody Song Title:

"Rolled Flingers"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Rolled flingers in your hand,
The hand with the rhinal touch. . .
A rime-pull clutch.

Not-so-old flingers
Beckon you to send ’em off with a flick—
But on they stick.

Roll ’em firm like wax scored from your ear,
Then apply a tip flick—they’re still here!
And you hold ’em, permanently sticking—
They’re affixed; you’re vexed,
No flicking rolled flingers.

Little pearls are there on your parts that hold
These dig bits rolled,

Rolled up firm like wax scored from your ear.
You’ve applied a tip flick—they’re still here!
As you hold ’em, perchance you’ll be licking
Digit tips; ingest
Those sticking rolled flingers.

Little pearls repair to your parsnip hole—
You part with rolls,
Make lunch of those rolls,
Nosy rolls,
Cheap lunch, rolls,
Cheap, luscious-not, rolls,
Nose-clean rolls,
Unflung rolls.

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Old Man Ribber - April 13, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - This is my "pick hit" of the day! ;D
Michael Pacholek - April 13, 2011 - Report this comment
This is how big a baseball nut I am: I misread the title as "Rollie Fingers." That'll teach me to stick my nose in your business. But I'll never stick my business into your nose! Just remember, you can pick your friends...
John Barry - April 13, 2011 - Report this comment
I see you guys have a nose for a vintage parody. Thanks.

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