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Song Parodies -> "Foam Finger"
Original Song Title:
"Goldfinger"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Shirley Bassey
Parody Song Title:
"Foam Finger"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Foam Finger, it's the one
The one with the Miley touch
A wily touch...
Wave your Foam Finger
Beckon us to follow the ebb and flow
There, down below...
Golden scanties bare-ly cover rear
Butt your lust and your bust bring small cheer
Once a Hanna Montana, like sister
Now more of a sore and blister,
Foam Finger
A sign meaning number one
Your Peter - Gunn
Skimpy outfit that's too tight to cough
You and Gene Simmons should hold "Tongue-Off"
Once a sweet Disney Girl, now a luster
Lucky vice squad didn't bust your,
Foam Finger..
Pretty girl, in your foamy hand you hold
Sad fate unrolled
You tarnish your gold,
Child of old
Way too bold
Hot turns the world cold
Bad tale told,
Soul is sold
The one with the Miley touch
A wily touch...
Wave your Foam Finger
Beckon us to follow the ebb and flow
There, down below...
Golden scanties bare-ly cover rear
Butt your lust and your bust bring small cheer
Once a Hanna Montana, like sister
Now more of a sore and blister,
Foam Finger
A sign meaning number one
Your Peter - Gunn
Skimpy outfit that's too tight to cough
You and Gene Simmons should hold "Tongue-Off"
Once a sweet Disney Girl, now a luster
Lucky vice squad didn't bust your,
Foam Finger..
Pretty girl, in your foamy hand you hold
Sad fate unrolled
You tarnish your gold,
Child of old
Way too bold
Hot turns the world cold
Bad tale told,
Soul is sold
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