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Song Parodies -> "28 Teeth Bridge Song (Feelin' Toothy)"

Original Song Title:

"59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"28 Teeth Bridge Song (Feelin' Toothy)"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Old crowns, we've got to blast.
Your new mouth will chew a repast.
Just pickin' out those wobblin' bones,
Lookin' for gums, and feelin' toothless.

New implant posts,
Will be holdin'
Porcelain structures we'll be moldin'.
We'll give you honed tines for meat.
Chewin', chew, chew,
Feelin' toothy.

Get new teeth to chew
Bicuspids will bite deep.
We'll zap you till drowsy and put you to sleep.
While you're snorin', we'll make you metal-dentally.

When you come to,
All is toothy.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 10

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Dee Range - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Sink your new toothies into some fives. Can't believe this doesn't have more votes.
John Barry - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dee. Glad to get yours.
AFW - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I've noticed Tooth or Dental parodies don't seem to fare too well....I had one a while back, called "Set In The Crowns" to Sinatra's "Send In The Clowns" and it fizzled....Your's is very well done..five's
Johnny D - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Toothy or not toothy, that ith the quethtion!
Arwen - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Gave me a little grin as I am facing my own dental overhaul. (okay, one root canal...but still...)
alvin rhodes - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
this one had bite...clever twist to the word "bridge"...5s
Kristof Robertson - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Very cute, John! 555
Dominic L. - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Smart

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