Hello iPod, my old friend
I have to upgrade once again
Steve Jobs just put out a brand new toy
I've got to have it now, Boy, oh, Boy
I'm afraid I'll be putting you in a drawer
And you know what for
The sights and sounds of iPad

It's bigger than you can ever be
My fingers touch the correct letter keys
No more sending a mixed up text
Where all my words end with the letter x
I can see the screen without my bifocals
That's so cool
The sight and sounds of iPad

Now I know what you will say
How could I treat you in this way
After all that you have done for me
Shuffled my music so flawlessly
You gave me the best battery years of your life
Now this strife
The sight and sounds of iPad

Now down to the Apple store
And what everybody's looking for
The line stretches for a mile and quarter
When I reach the front, it's on backorder
I go back home to make amends with my shiny pal
All the while
The sights and sounds of iPad

When I returned I saw my wife
She had taken my Ipod's life
Erasing all my music library
And filling it up with Kenny G
Now my friend is trapped in a lite rock Jaws
All because
The sights and sounds of iPad