Song Parodies -> "Hogwarts Bound"

Original Song Title:

"Homeward Bound"

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"Hogwarts Bound"

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The Lyrics

In chapter 12 of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," on a day when most of their friends are headed to Hogwarts for a new school year, Ron and Harry wish that they were going with them.

Ron: I'm sittin' here in Padfoot's kitchen
Plotting locket theft and body-switchin'.
Harry: I am not a Horcrux fan.
I've seen how they affect a man.
Ron: I'd rather have a foolproof plan,
But if we can't do it, no one can.

Ron and Harry: Hogwarts bound,
I wish I was
Hogwarts bound.
Ron: School, with the Stinksap reekin'.
School, with the Mandrakes shriekin'.
Harry: School, where I'm swiftly Seekin'.
Feels like home to me.

Harry: After nights of creepy dreams,
I wake to hear Walburga's screams.
Ron: The elf's improved dramatically;
He's pleasant and he makes us tea.
Harry: I've got my friends for company,
But on the whole, I'd rather be

Ron and Harry: Hogwarts bound,
I wish I was
Hogwarts bound.
Ron: School, with the Stinksap reekin'.
School, with the Mandrakes shriekin'.
Harry: School, where I'm swiftly Seekin'.
Feels like home to me.

Ron: I might not board that train again.
It's such a shame how things end.
Harry: But I must press on doggedly
And fight for our democracy
While Death Eaters chase after me.
Ron: I hate that name that starts with "V"!

Ron and Harry: Hogwarts bound,
I wish I was
Hogwarts bound.
Ron: School, with the Stinksap reekin'.
School, with the Mandrakes shriekin'.
Harry: School, where I'm swiftly Seekin'.
Feels like home to me.
Feels like home to me.

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pickle - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment

Didn't Paul Simon wear what looked like a Hogwarts scarf on one of the earlier S & G sleeves? I can just picture Harry and Ron singing this at the station!

Bilbopooh - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment

Ooh, you're right! He's wearing a scarf on the Bridge Over Troubled Water album; doesn't take a lot of tweaking to imagine it as a Hogwarts scarf! I wonder which house he'd be in? (I vote Ravenclaw - which, incidentally, is blue and bronze, which is pretty close to what he's already wearing!)

Melanie Lee - April 26, 2010 - Report this comment

Can hardly wait for the movie--er, movies! 5-5-5 and a Golden Snitch.

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