-> "The Bankster"
Original Song Title:
"The Boxer"
Parody Song Title:
"The Bankster"
The Lyrics
I was just a chore boy, loading ore for a-smeltin' gold
And I pondered my existence
As the rocks I'd load were crumbled, chucked in furnaces
So mired in debt
For demands outstripped what my check would clear; was forced to charge the rest
Hmm, hmm, hmm ...
Then they let me go at the factory. I was so poor, unemployed
Told the company's in danger
Of defaulting on their obligations; tumblin' shares
Savings blown, sleazy mortgage underwater
As the nagging weasels phoned
Threats of repossessing ev'rything I owned
Lies and lies, lie la lie lie lie lie lie ...
Losing all my perqs and wages to these crooked effin' slobs
Who enriched their coffers
Just a scum-con by the Board with gilded parachutes
My mood impaired by these slime I sighed were so loathsome
I shook in glum despair
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
[Instrumental break]
Why, oh why, why wuh why why why why why ...
Oh, I’m laying down on beggar's row soliciting some alms, full of woe
Where the rude dorks spit on victims scarred by bankruptcy, poverty, no more home
At the hearing stands the bankster, smug beside his legal aides
And he's swearing on the Bible that every charge be baseless found
The judge he yells and cries out that this gangster needs to pay:
"Eyes deceiving, lying, thieving;
Let the bankster be arraigned!"
Hmm, hmm, hmm ...
Guy should fry, lie la lie lie lie lie lie ...
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