When your aging, feeling old
When food is in your mouth,
you can’t chew at all.

Tried eating steak, they’re always tough
And teeth just can’t be found
(I’d) Like a bridge over troubled molars
Over broken crowns.
(I’d) Like a bridge over troubled molars
(Cause) I lost twenty pounds.

Prone to cavities,
Dental misery.
Incisors chomp so hard
I begin to spew.

Please blend my food.
And tie my bib.
Food stains are all around
(I’d) Like a bridge over troubled molars
Over broken crowns.
(I’d) Like a bridge over troubled molars
(Cause) I lost twenty pounds.

Orthodontistry
Novocain.
My time has come to eat
All my meals are on their way.

I’ll mast-i-cate.
No more applesauce.
I’m chewing all my food
With a bridge over troubled molars
Hunger pangs are gone.
With a bridge over troubled molars
Not ashamed to yawn.