Elon Musk is such a dork,
Acts weirder than Robin’s Mork,
Because his tweets are always so creepy
His far right views make me go weepy
And his vision of sending a man to Mars
While he retards,
Within the tweets of Elon

He says his Tesla’s safe to drive,
Not deathtraps lucky to survive,
Born in Pretoria, South Africa,
Came here to befoul America,
Then he bought Twitter for 40 billion bucks,
He really sucks,
And touched the Tweets of Elon

Then all the banned dudes back they poured,
Ten thousand Magas maybe more
People tweeting without thinking
The discourse level low sinking,
Magas spewing hate, Hoping for ‘24
The Fascist hords,
Disturb the Tweets of Elon.

"Fools" said I, "Your tweets are dumb,
Because your leader is a scum,
But I know that no one can teach you
You’re nothing, but an old leech, dude
And your Tweets seem just like Donald’s yells”
And echoed in the Tweets of Elon.

And the Magas bowed and prayed
To the Fascist god they made
If Donald wins we’re gonna have warring,
And see more of Lauren Boebert’s whoring
And the sign said, "Elon helped Donald
Establish the Fourth Reich,
Then endless night",
And whispered in the Tweets of Elon.