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Song Parodies -> "Kamala Harris"

Original Song Title:

"Mrs. Robinson"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Kamala Harris"

Parody Written by:

Adam Bernstein

The Lyrics

And here's to you, Kamala Harris
Donald hates you more than you will know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
You’re going to win, Kamala Harris
White House is where you’ll be in January,
While magas flee,
While magas flee

When Donald said the Haitians eat our dogs and cats,
Laura Loomer said 9/11's an inside job
Look around Trump, all you see are conspiracy theorists,
Hannibal Lector wants to have you for dinner,

Don’t let Trump win, Kamala Harris,
Donald hates you more than you will know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
You’ll win a landslide, Kamala Harris,
Prison holds a place for maga fools,
Where they'll drool,
With the Rudy ghoul,

Hiding classified docs in Mar-a-lagom
Inviting Kanye to dinner,
It's a little secret, just a Stormy porn affair
Donald tried and failed to hide it from the press,

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Kamala Harris
Donald hates you more than you will know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
You’ll win a landslide, Kamala Harris,
Prison holds a place for Donald Trump
The rapist skunk,
The rapist skunk.

Sitting on a sofa on a Tuesday evening
Watching the candidates debate
Donald said the Haitians,
Eat our dogs and cats,
In every state that’s sane, he’ll lose
Where have you gone, Joe Biden?
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you
Woo, woo, woo
What's that you say, Kamala Harris?
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

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