-> "Crowd Got Silenced"
Original Song Title:
"Sounds Of Silence"
Parody Song Title:
"Crowd Got Silenced"
Parody Written by:
Avid Martini Fan
The Lyrics
Hellish Dark Ages again
He’s with his bark-silencing friend
The venue’s extremely overheated
Couldn’t care less if they’d faint or be dead
Gnome could kill ’em all if they were dogs untrained
She’s insane
Ass-kiss whacked hound to silence
Gatless the crowd was silenced
He rested screaming wackjob drones
In the heated awful zone
He’s so shallow, with aimless rants
He couldn’t care less about fainting fans
Ended lying gab to find if fallen were alright
Stance: “F**k their plight”!
Questions shot down for silence
He said “Play Ave Maria”
Though he fakes belief in The Lord
Evil nonsense what he was screeching
Theist words he’s never reading
Cheap Bible’s a con made where the red flag waves
By Chinese slaves
Purchased by clowns that buy bull
Ghoulish slime takes questions? No!
Tries to put on a dance show
Hearing tunes is the silenced crew
Ain’t, at least, a screw-loose violent crew
A few words heard in this brain-dead hell
A guess, the drifting smell was stifling
All these people bow and scrape
To their fleece-con fraud that rapes
Tribal crowds left in heat, poor things
Nürnbergish rallies a Storm thing
Heiling henchmen are sure he’s a prophet
Outwitted are they one and all
Demented in thrall
He’s grifted witless clowns that buy shit
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