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Song Parodies -> "The 59th Sweater Song (Feeling Itchy)"

Original Song Title:

"The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feeling Groovy)"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"The 59th Sweater Song (Feeling Itchy)"

Parody Written by:

Freddy Flame

The Lyrics

Oh no, another one.
Clothes for Christmas just ain't fun.
Just takin' up the closet space.
Nothing but sweaters, feeling itchy.

Feeling itchy.

Hello, Grandma, what's the deal here?
Another sweater for me to jeer.
Ain't you got no toys for me.
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. Feeling itchy.

Feeling itchy.

I got no brand new games to play on my X-box.
No footballs or CD's, just undies and socks.
Oh, and Santa, he just brought some snow pants to me.
Clothes, I hate you. All is itchy.

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Red Ant - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Good stuff, though would have been better IMO had you included the "ba ba.." parts in a relevant way.
Rex - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Cute idea! Enjoyed this!
2Eagle - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Every kid's lament - for Christmas they want gifty gifts. Did you happen to see A Christmas Story where Ralphie got those silly bunny jammies? Now do a parody about fruitcake - the gift everybody hates - especially doctors.
Phil Alexander - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent - especially loved the "I got no brand new games..." couplet.
Spaff.com - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Good stuff!
Ed - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
This is cute! very funny.
Eric Hamell - January 01, 2022 - Report this comment
Pretty good timing, finding this on New Year's Day.

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