-> "Parcel, Sage, Rosemary, and Time"
Original Song Title:
"Scarborough Fair"
Parody Song Title:
"Parcel, Sage, Rosemary, and Time"
The Lyrics
Look at package of old mementos.
Parcel, sage, Rosemary, and time.
Man whose wisdom, with his age, he grows.
On bitterness, true love shall dine.
Woman whose name is as sweet as a rose.
Parcel, sage, Rosemary, and time.
Passing seasons make the man feel cold.
On bitterness, true love shall dine.
There's chili that can burn in the freezer.
Parcel, sage, Rosemary, and time.
It causes heartburn of endless hunger.
On bitterness, true love shall dine.
A flow of tears, like peeling an onion.
Parcel, sage, Rosemary, and time.
The source is that his hands hold nothin'.
On bitterness, true love shall dine.
Once wrapped in saffron, both hot and spicy.
Parcel, sage, Rosemary, and time.
A touch of ginger, and kissed by honey.
On bitterness, true love shall dine.
He learned too late the secret recipe.
Parcel, sage, Rosemary, and time.
Stale crumbs lost near shelves left empty.
On bitterness, true love shall dine.
Man whose wisdom with his age he grows.
Parcel, sage, Rosemary, and time.
Woman whose name is as sweet as a rose.
She once was a true love of mine.
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