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Song Parodies -> "Maple Vice"
Original Song Title:
"Edelweiss"
Original Performer:
Sound of Music soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"Maple Vice"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Maple vice, maple vice—
In I bore, sap flows sweetly.
Clear and light, what a sight!
In I re-bore discreetly.
Walked in the snow
To where these booms* grow;
Booming growth, my timber.
Maple vice, maple vice—
Bless’d**, my homed lance is splintered!
*from the Dutch boom: tree, pole, beam
**“wounded,” from French blesser, to wound, injure
In I bore, sap flows sweetly.
Clear and light, what a sight!
In I re-bore discreetly.
Walked in the snow
To where these booms* grow;
Booming growth, my timber.
Maple vice, maple vice—
Bless’d**, my homed lance is splintered!
*from the Dutch boom: tree, pole, beam
**“wounded,” from French blesser, to wound, injure
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Your work will never "bore" me, JAB! Just don't get too sappy, ok? ;D
Spewing sweetly saplings forever gwowing for our love of "pancake gravy"!!!
Too funny, sir... the sappiest of thy Edel'writes!
OMR: Thanks. I may be a sap, but I'll avoid sappiness.
Mark: Thanks.
Not Whole: You pun-ish me, and I pine for more!
Mark: Thanks.
Not Whole: You pun-ish me, and I pine for more!
A lovely paean to the king of syrups!
Reminds me of that old local commercial that went "Napleton, NAPLETON!" Anyway, tasty parody
Carry on, ~ SenorSiete ~
Know that at least one writer "got it", John. .... Story of my life too, but don't stop trying. - TT
I got it, good jab.
I got it too, jab timber is good!
We got it too, so we're not eating any crow. 555
You're gonna get it all right Auntie J! I told you to stay away from my jab lancers timber you 2nd rate syrup diva!
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