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Song Parodies -> "Hope My Bedroom Carpet Dries"
Original Song Title:
"Magic Carpet Ride"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Steppenwolf
Parody Song Title:
"Hope My Bedroom Carpet Dries"
Parody Written by:
Paul Robinson
The Lyrics
Remember back to those carefree teen-age years? Not really...
I once did meet, yeah
This real nice chick named Emily
Had a fantasy about her last night
Everything was going right
Woke up, looked 'round
Emily could not be found
I thought, "Oh sh*t, that girl's not here"
Shrugged and took it out for a while
Hope my bedroom carpet dries
Well, folks might think that this ain't right
They'd rather have me walk around
Really tense and all uptight
CHORUS
Well, when it dries it might look white
I hope this stuff takes that away
Well now my carpet is all damp
Kinda wish it weren't that way
But it seems so wet to me
( It'll) probably stay that way all day
I used
A towel
But my carpet still smelled foul
I said "I hope my folks don't find
all the stains that now appear"
Hope my bedroom carpet dries
It would be best if they don't see
I didn't mean to spill my seed
The fantasy just got to me
CHORUS
Well, when it dries it might look white
I hope this stuff takes that away
This real nice chick named Emily
Had a fantasy about her last night
Everything was going right
Woke up, looked 'round
Emily could not be found
I thought, "Oh sh*t, that girl's not here"
Shrugged and took it out for a while
Hope my bedroom carpet dries
Well, folks might think that this ain't right
They'd rather have me walk around
Really tense and all uptight
CHORUS
Well, when it dries it might look white
I hope this stuff takes that away
Well now my carpet is all damp
Kinda wish it weren't that way
But it seems so wet to me
( It'll) probably stay that way all day
I used
A towel
But my carpet still smelled foul
I said "I hope my folks don't find
all the stains that now appear"
Hope my bedroom carpet dries
It would be best if they don't see
I didn't mean to spill my seed
The fantasy just got to me
CHORUS
Well, when it dries it might look white
I hope this stuff takes that away
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well, they say cream rises to the top....5s
Alvin - Thanks!
I could recommend a good dry cleaner.
Ewwwww! Well written, though. Looks like your parodies go both ways, too!
Nice and raunchy! Right up my "alley" hehehe 5x5x5
Come now, 'tis so embarrassing to see men going through such hassles as this....but they're funny hassles! 5's
Why did they name their parrot "Onan"? Because he always spilled his seed on the floor.
Your best inspirations seem to come in spurts. Sounds like you had the situation well in hand, though. Ahhh, little Willie, Willie won't go home!
Mari D/Polly/Johnny D/Rick D, and of course "Angry, Write Mail"...Thanks! Yes Mari, it seems my delicate condition is worsening (or coarsening might be a better way to put it).
Especially like the title and working in of the idea of sexual repression. Fine job.
Jay W - Thanks, glad you found deeper meaning beneath all that damp acrylic fiber.
What Jay said! The cream in this parody rises to the top!
Peregrin, Thanks!
My, my, don't we enjoy silly songs about our sexual organs. Who's been pulling on Paully's little pee wee lately? Could it be... SATAN!!!
Uh oh - I was afraid this parody was going to be about something that had to be swept under the rug. A little to much shag? :-0
Meriadoc - Well, I'm afraid sweeping wouldn't really do much good...perhaps a damp cloth?
Merry - I think it's the lack of shag that caused this.
Paul, you are sick and twisted. Well done. 5s for you sir.
Paul, you are sick and twisted. Well done. 5s for you sir.
Guy, Ahh...it's great to have your talent recognized by another fine artist...Sick AND Twisted....I'm humbled...Thank you. Guy, did your vote register? It looks like I have the same votes I had here when I went to sleep a few hours ago. I might not usually be able to tell the difference but I remember being a little surprised that this had 10 votes the 1st day.
Apparently the vote did not register though I remember clicking it. It is now registered.
Thanks, Guy.
Seems like I missed this one last week. Oh well; I read it just now. You did a good job with this; I vote 5-5-5.
Serafina, Thanks.
Since I was away from the site for a while (giving it up for Lent), I missed this parody (and many others as well), so I'm taking the time to read them; this one was good. 5,5,5
nnnag - thank you!
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