Oh!
(Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun)
I'm having such "fun";
I just hit 41.
Pretty red are my eyes;
Next time I will get wise
When Johnny D issues one.

No!
(Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun)
My world, for these days three
Consists of parody
Marathon; I never stray
From the keyboard and go play.
I sit and strive for bad puns.

Groan!
(Puns, puns, puns, puns, puns, puns, puns, puns)
Puns quest's for word lovers
Bad one--oh, brother!
If you're on a track, rush for dumper
That means you've got the "runs."

Groan!
(Runs, runs, runs, runs, runs, runs, runs, runs)
I don't even sup
So I need not take dumps.
'Twould take time from my plan:
Beat relentless clock's hands.
Crawling, I'm crawling
Toward one hundred, minus
One (one, one, one, one, one, one, one)
Groan! pun (pun, pun, pun, pun, pun, pun, pun)
No fun (fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun)